Cool Football Stuff That Makes You Say Hell Yeah
Jul27
on July 27, 2026
at 12:01 am
I know it’s a bit low effort; I’ve been trying to enjoy my summer weekends as much as I can.
This is by no means an exhaustive list, I just wanted to open it up to you to pinpoint what I wasn’t able to think of
Yelling at the screen: One dude goes on a TD return that breaks the ankles of the entire defense (Eric Metcalf, Devin Hester)
Yelling, screaming etc: RB takes it in after using every direction possible – including backwards and UP (Barry)
Ascended: pass bounces off one dude straight to another, and he goes in untouched
…by the way, dude, I would kill that Power Rankings tag if I were you. The other comic doesn’t age this one too well.
Totally get that feeling, it’s nice to just chill out sometimes. Those trick plays are seriously impressive though – I was particularly interested in the double reverse!
What if we get a butt fumble for 6pts? Is that beyond perfect ascension?
Butt Fumble was a once in a lifetime event
Pick/Fumble/Punt TD Return fumbled at the goal line due to celebrating early has to be on there somewhere
Would also add “Player gets his helmet pulled off and keeps on running” to the Ascended section.
Ball carrier juking, causing two defenders to run into each other.
I still remember the Bears-Buccs London game from 15 years ago. Matt Forte was into the secondary, stepped back on the safety blazing in from ahead so he levels the Bucc behind him instead
Double Doink history (all upright+crossbar unless otherwise noted):
* Cody Parkey (2019, Bears vs Eagles) – +playoffs +game winning attempt +coined the term
* Will Lutz (2022, Saints vs Vikings) – +game tying attempt +international +longest double doink
* Harrison Butker (2019, Chiefs vs Bears) +both uprights
* Joey Slye (2025, Titans vs Vikings) +actually good after double doinking
Broken Tackle by a Quarterback starts at the first level and increments by one for each broken tackle on the play, continuing beyond ascension.
Then another few levels for the helmet catch that happens afterwards!
Ooooh Josh Allen superman in the snow to the pylon after a backwards lateral. Absolute acsencion.
Where does Scorigami land?
One-handed catch would have been on here a few years ago. The receivers new gloves and them practicing it more definitely has increased the frequency of them happening.
In yelling, screaming I’d add blocking a field goal attempt.
Hey, your low effort is still higher than most content made these days.
Big Guy moments deserve their own section in the Hall of Fame
Guy makes it to the endzone minus one shoe. I think it goes in one of the yellows.
If you like occasionally seeing some crack, you’ll love rugby.
You have ascended: Defender knocks down time expiring Hail Mary attempt straight into receiver’s hands resulting in a walk off TD.
A Safety usually warrants a yelling at the screen
A FB dive always gets a Hell Yeah out of me
When the defender blocks a pass on accident is always good for a point and laugh
Ascended is when the offense has a nice play at the same time the broadcast is using that camera from behind the QB, Madden style
Kick Six should be in the last tier.
The kicker delivering a stick on kickoff.
It’s amazing how 50+ FGs have become “easy,” and there are multiple 60 yarders in a season now.
conversion returned by the defense to win is Dope As Fuck
Double doink triggers us Bears fans in ways we never thought possible
The 2 pt safety is somewhere between a hell yeah and a yell at the screen. I love to see it.
“Point and Laugh”
Women when I drop my pants