Cheers, fellas! I have returned! 3 weeks without drawing anything and some jet lag resulted in this. It felt weird to not draw anything for that long. My hands didn’t work right. Anyway, I’m married now, so that’s over with, now we can get back to butt jokes and outdated pop culture references like Cheers.

Well that RG3 thing didn’t last long did it? The Browns always find a way to out Browns themselves. I mean they really managed to do it again. I don’t know how it happens, but they keep doing it. Lets break down how depressingly hilarious this is.

-The Browns obtain the 2nd overall pick in the 2016 draft
-They pick up RG3, who most suspect is likely toast already for a multitude of reasons. Most expect this pickup to be a sort of backup insurance policy. This is the year to draft a QB, and Wentz looks like the target.
-The Browns decide a reformed RG3 is a better choice than rolling the dice on Wentz, trade down with the Eagles
-The Eagles pick Wentz
-The Eagles start Wentz week 1, against the Browns
-Wentz beats the Browns
-RG3 dies

I mean goddamn, Browns, how do you keep doing this? You have a gift. A gift, I say. It’s not a gift you want. but a gift none the less.

I missed most of week 1 (I watched what I could in a dumpy sports bar in Edinburgh, a story I will tell on next week’s podcast) so of course week 1 featured all kinds of hilarity. The Cowboys managed to out-do the Giants in clock mismanagement at the end of a game, the Chargers went full Chargers, The Jets went full Jets, Jack Del Rio teabagged the Saints, The Rams have no point, and Janeane Garafolo somehow beat the Cardinals. The NFL is the best.

At least we’ll always have the Browns to remind us that the more things change, the more things stay the same.

Edit: I originally numbered this wrong, I was really out of it with Jet lag when I made this one, sorry guys, this is comic #562