Week 3 has come and gone and now things are starting to settle in and make sense.




-The Steelers are indeed bad. Week 1 looks like the fluke now.
-The Bills are indeed good. Week 1 looks like a big anomaly now.
-The Raiders might be legit. This might also be the classic early-season Raiders success that gives way to sad mediocrity, but the Ravens and Dophins games are games the Gruden Raiders would always lose. They are winning them now. Maybe this team is coming together.
-The Chargers still can’t manage a game but now they seem talented enough to somewhat overcome it.
-I can’t wait till the Giants staff gets jettisoned into the sun. It’ll be before the end of the season at this rate, the schedule only gets worse.
-The Broncos are absolutely pretenders, but they also aren’t the worst. 90% of the NFL would be 3-0 against a lineup of Jags, Giants, and Jets
-The Jets somehow continue to look worse than the Giants
-The Browns are legit once more
-Detroit has fight in them, but is still Detroit
-The Vikings still hate me
-Hopefully Andy Ried is okay

Let’s look ahead to week 4!

If the Jaguars are on the way to something good, it’s going to take a while to get there. This team is not good. The Bengals, against all odds, actually have some life and fight in them.
If the Jaguars win, I will draw a Catfight KO

The Jets have to win a game at some point but man, it won’t be for a while at this rate.
If the Jets win, I will draw Joan “Jet” rocking out

Well, the fan’s prayers were answered and Justin Fields started a game with Dalton hurt. The results were not very inspiring. I don’t think that’s necessarily on the rookie, the Browns are good and the real problem is Matt Nagy. Fire Nagy and Fields might have a chance. The Lions feel due for an actual win, and it would send Bears fans into a spiral of fury if they play like this again.
If the Bears win, I will draw a bear tombstoning a lion

BATTLE OF THE 2021 LETDOWNS! Both the Colts and Dolphins were some darkhorse candidates to actually be worth something this year and so far, it’s been ugly. Both have had injury issues, but both are still underperforming what they should be capable of. Now I don’t know who to pick. Uuuuuuhhhh….(flips coin) Colts win
If the Dolphins win, I will draw a horse drowning

Vikings are back on their bullshit of proving me wrong every time. The Browns should win this, and I hope they do, because I am tired of making Vikings drawings.
If the Vikings win, I will draw a Viking chasing a dog

The Falcons are garbage and didn’t even look good while beating up a stupid incompetent Giants team
If the Falcons win, I will draw a falcon nesting on the Washington monument

If the Giants win, I will draw Saint Daniel Jones

The Bills have spent the last two games utterly annihilating better teams than the Texans.
If the Texans win, I will draw a bull stampeding a buffalo

Chiefs haven’t had the start to the season anyone would have expected, but the Eagles are probably still worse.
If the Eagles win, I will draw Jalen Hurts as the new State Farm spokesman

The Panthers are 3-0, but not a trustworthy 3-0. CMC is hurt now too. This team is gonna go up in smoke soon but I’ll play the hot hand (may change, haven’t seen Cowboys/Eagles yet)
If the Cowboys win, I will draw a black cat killed by cowboy logo ninja stars

The Hawks are a good team, but seem like they are just barely holding onto that status. The 49ers are very capable of winning this but I don’t think they will.
If the 49ers win, I will draw Yosemite Sam dancing on the grave of Russell Wilson

A big early-season match between two surprisingly good 3-0 teams. Gotta roll with the home team on this one.
If the Cardinals win, I will draw Kyler Murray as a headcrab on a zombie Sean McVay

My faith in the Packers is restored. My faith in the Steelers is gone.
If the Steelers win, I will draw old man Ben laughing at old man Rodgers

This is the first test the Broncos have actually faced. If they can win this, they aren’t a bunch of bums with an easy schedule. But I can’t pick them to win it yet.
If the Broncos win, I will draw BoJohn Elway dumping Old Bay in the trash

Well the media this week is going to be insufferable about this one. Tom proved himself the superior piece of the Patriots puzzle, and since he’s one of those people who run on spite he will absolutely relish the chance to stick New England in the dirt.
If the Patriots win, I will draw the traitor Tom Brady crucified by Bill

The Chargers and Raiders seem like they might be something. With the Chiefs surprisingly having some trouble and the Broncos as pretenders, this is a big battle for potentially the division lead. I’ll choose the Raiders.
If the Chargers win, I will draw Justin Herbert shaving Mark Davis of his precious haircut