Antonio Brown Calls It Quits
Jul22
on July 22, 2020
at 12:01 am
Fare thee well, Mr Big Chest. You gave us the most spectacular meltdown of a player we may have ever seen. I will miss you.
Until you “come back” like week 3, don’t find a suitor you like, and retire again.
Edit: well he already unretired, glad I didn’t spend any time writing a detailed recap of his career. Thanks a lot, asshole.
I seriously question CTE. His outbursts seem to have happened after that dirty head hit he got a few years back.
Kanye picked him for VP.
Beat me to it.
Is he 35?
It’s crazy how fast he went from “future hall of fame player, clearly the best WR playing currently, and deserving to be in the conversation for second best of all time” to “unemployable Diva who, despite being incredibly talented, just can’t keep his head out of his own ass long enough to play some football games for any team in the league
put another way: for 6 years he averaged 115/1500/11. he had 4/56/0 last year
I want to be clear upfront, I absolutely agree with your stance.
BUT! In the desire to be fair, 4/56/1* is pretty good for a guy who signed with the team a mere 8 days prior to the game. That’s not much time to familiarize yourself with the playbook or develop any rapport with the offense. That it happened from a guy who currently has less than half of the normal marble allotment upstairs is almost more impressive.
* according to pff: https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/B/BrowAn04.htm
Pretty insane list of AB’s crazy antics “Since making the cover of Madden 19 (a game released less than two full years ago)” over on redditreddit:
Dave, your puppo is beautiful and I love her.
Them eyes though. One “ZUUUUUUUL” and I’m Nopeing out.
Antonio Brown will come back and be better than ever! He is the best WR in the history of the NFL and you will regret mocking him when he later becomes POTUS!!!
Good riddance
If only
Dave Chappelle’s “When keeping it real goes wrong” segments can apply to Brown. As it should be mentioned, the 2010 Packers has done a huge service to many by winning SB 45 when they did as not only they kept Flozell the Clown from getting a ring, Antonio Clown as well.
He just announced he is ready to come back. Week 3 was a vast over estimate.
Well, that lasted a few hours
Beat me to it.
Still longer than one of Britney Spears’ marriages.
Aaaand a few days ago the Bucs signed him.
And later wins the whole thing…