What a fall, man. Wentz was in the MVP conversation in 2017 before he went down. Now he’s getting jettisoned by his 3rd team in 3 years. Dwayne Johnson is about to slide into his DMs to get him to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for March, 2023
Some clickbait pop culture site published a rumor that Tom Brady was considering getting into standup comedy. I did not believe this for a single second, and I’m pretty sure it was already debunked, so don’t get excited. He could[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
QB Prospect Will Levis apparently added mayo to his coffee once as a joke for social media, and this weekend the joke exploded around the internet thanks to the NFL Combine. It was another case of being obviously untrue (Watching[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Last week the NFL Players Union did something they hadn’t done before: report cards for each team. They sent out a questionnaire to as many players as possible and asked for their opinions and information about their 2022 season employer.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Whelp, that pretty much went how I expected it to go. Not utterly terrible, but oof. The Giants are committed to the Daniel Jones experience for the next couple of years. This Giants season was a blessing that might have[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Buffalo has to be kicking themselves for not winning the Super Bowl during the past three years because their division is suddenly heating up hardcore making everything worse. The Jets seem to be headed into Aaron Rodgers territory, and that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I mean we know he’s going to the Jets and but until we know for absolute certainty I don’t want to get jinxed so bleh
Okay after seeing the Pat McAfee show interview I’m kinda glad I waited because this ended up way better than any idea I had workshopped on Tuesday. So, as expected, Rodgers will be following in the footsteps of his sempai[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Spent the weekend doing a bunch of website backend stuff (you won’t notice any of it) and also I spent too much time playing Hollow Knight trying to figure out a comic idea for the Lamar Jackson scenario. I finally[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So I’ve been trying for two weeks to come up with a joke for the Lamar Jackson problem and frankly, it’s been a problem, because this is a very weird situation the likes of which we haven’t really seen before.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…