Will Levis Gets A Coffee
QB Prospect Will Levis apparently added mayo to his coffee once as a joke for social media, and this weekend the joke exploded around the internet thanks to the NFL Combine. It was another case of being obviously untrue (Watching any video where he does it makes it obvious, you never see the filthy concoction actually enter his mouth), but I’m not here to pass on a stupid idea like this. Nobody comes to me for my detailed analysis of incoming players, I have none. You come to me because I deal in covering nonsense, and this was far more interesting to me than the measurables of D-line prospects. Go get your Combine grades somewhere else, nerd.
I appreciate that Levis was willing to play into the joke. The man has a little chaos in him and is probably the most chaotic choice at QB since he’s the raw upside guy that’ll probably climb the ranks for no reason this draft.
“he’s the raw upside guy that’ll probably climb the ranks for no reason this draft.” That is Anthony Richardson erasure right here.
Nah, Anthony Richardson is the guy who would already get overdrafted due to physical traits
I mean fair, real issue I have is Levi’se has generally been projected around this spot since his first season at Kentucky ended. He’s not climbing the boards, he’s stayed basically where he’s been projected all year.
Damnit autocorrect I meant Levis.
What an odd coincidence. I stumbled upon this oddity mere hours ago:
https://youtu.be/O8PcenmlBPk
I NEED TO TRY THAT
Edit: it tastes like dog shit
I regularly add french vanilla creamer to French fries, so doing the reverse with mayo (which i find completely disgusting outside of tuna/chicken salad) isn’t the strangest idea.
Is adding French vanilla creamer to fries really all that much stranger than dipping fries in Frostys?
It is, maybe the flavor is close, but the texture is all wrong, ALL WRONG
Levis is sort of a raw upside guy, but he isn’t *THE* raw upside guy this draft. That’s Anthony Richardson.
Agreed. He won’t be a first (unless a team panics and trades back into Day 1 (damn, you NFL)), but if a team has an aging or painfully average QB and if he’s available in the 2nd Round, I could see them making the call.
I’ve finally found someone who agrees with me on Richardson! He’s obviously incredibly physically gifted, but I just have this feeling he’s going to have a Lamar Jackson-type draft day experience. Everyone’s going to question why he keeps falling, even though three months ago everyone was considering him a reach because of his very real issues with passing! Some team is going to grab him at the end of the first to get that sweet sweet 5th year option, but I highly doubt he goes in the top-10 like so many seem to think he’s a lock for now.
He looks to me like the kind of guy who goes in the late teens.
If Josh Allen could go 7th I don’t see why Richardson dips to the bottom of the 1st. Richardson has similar flaws to Allen but is much more athletically gifted.
I don’t follow the draft too closely, especially this early, so this comic is great for me. The man-bun and beard also really sell this guy as a west coast barista
I like putting egg nog in coffee. That’s a pinch of nutmeg and a dash of vanilla away from mayonnaise. So I won’t judge.
I don’t know why Levis had to kill Vaush like that.