For as much as Michigan and Ohio hate each other I find it funny that they are the two states that have failed the most spectacularly at professional football, and the only states that have gone 0-16. But what about[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for December, 2019
EDIT 2: This illness has turned me into a pile of snot sludge and I’ve spent the last 3 days basically lying around unable to do much of anything. I might be on the uptick now, but I’m still a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Don’t catch the flu, kids. I’ve basically been a pile of useless mush for 4 days and the timeline for my recovery is up in the air, hopefully I’ll feel good enough by Tuesday to finish something up for the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
STILL DYING! But I’m on the mend. Thanks for the assist Jordan! Also the Pats may have just gotten caught on another spygate good lord
Please another dumb offseason Patriots cheating scandal Please another dumb offseason Patriots cheating scandal Please another dumb offseason Patriots cheating scandal Please another dumb offseason Patriots cheating scandal Please another dumb offseason Patriots cheating scandal Please another dumb offseason Patriots[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Obviously the timing of this didn’t work out, but I had it sitting in my folder half-complete for two weeks now and just wasn’t able to finish it before I started dying of the flu. The Texans more or less[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Bills are good! Yes, the offense isn’t spectacular. Yeah, Josh Allen hasn’t thrown for 300 yards yet. Yes, the team has faced a decisively below-average strength of schedule. Playing the AFC North and NFC East will bolster anyone’s record[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I knew Tom Coughlin was a cranky old jerk but damn. When Coughlin was in NY he famously didn’t get along great with his players. Strahan has been very open in his disdain for Coughlin’s early tenure with the Giants.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s a holiday week why are you reading my silly site? Don’t expect a full comic on Wednesday, but I might still have some fun in store for this week. Gonna try and bring back an old tradition. Congrats to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Patriots have to play in the wildcard round for the first time since 2009! Thank you Fitzmagic, you are the hero we never deserved. It made me realize there are multiple members of the Patriots who are multi-year, multiple[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…