Time to burn those jerseys
Feb20
on February 20, 2014
at 12:57 am
So it looks like we have two contestants so far this offseason for “Worst Human to play football ever”
Ray Rice got in a slap fight with his fiancee in an elevator, only he slapped so hard she went out cold. Then he dragged her out, let her fall face first into the floor, and stood around while she recovered. Quality man right there.
Of course Darren Sharper and his 7 alleged rapes and 11 alleged druggings…yeah, Sharper is in the lead here. Gonna be hard to top that level of scum.
Second week in a row I couldnt find the Sexy Rexy, did you stop putting them?
There is always a sexy rexy. The last comic’s was really tiny though. Today should be easy enough.
check to see who wrote the story on the news reporter
Sexy Rexy has apparently hung up his own jersey to go into sports journalism…
I’m still trying to figure out where all this came from. Aaron Hernandez had preexisting character concerns entering the league, but I had never heard anything about Darren Sharper, and everything I’d heard about Ray Rice off the field before now was absolutely glowing. It’s uncomfortable enough when it’s someone you can say there were red flags for, but it’s really disconcerting when it comes from guys you would point to as doing things “the right way”
I wonder if there’ll be 31 arrests this year like in 2013 or 25 like in 2012? Will there be an arrest for murder or will it all be assaults and DUI? Will there be gun crime? Will there be racial slurs? Will Bill Belichick have to worry about a Patriot getting in trouble again?
All I can say is let the Arrest Season commence!
Arrested Developments…
Damn… There’s no way a NFL player will win “Man of The Year” award isn’t it?…
I guess Lewis wasnt the only criminal on the Ravens payroll. And for good measure: I truly believe that the lights going out at the Super Bowl was the Devil showing up to collect on Lewis’ soul.
Too bad the Ravens won… although I’d rather Flacco than Colin Eat-a-dick…
That was the bargain- Lewis’s soul for the SB win. And yeah it was nice to watch Jim Harbaugh’s eyes bulge to Von Dutch rat fink proportions.
Can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs
Waste of a 2nd round fantasy draft pick. Thanks Ray.
“…at which point Darren Sharper showed up” was the second funniest thing I’ve seen in this comic, after the Eli Train. Also, so wrong. So very, very wrong. Up there with Richie’s Valentine.
I love the newspaper article…”Rice is accused of being a total dickwad” is some very classic prose.
I DONT think we’ve seen the entire story. But it seems like in society that man will be absolutely punished is they hit a woman. But woman aren’t if they hit men? Thats usually the case. But both were arrested here.
Still, I wouldn’t start making assumptions about the story now. We haven’t heard everything.
I still think what he did was absolutely disgusting, but not all the info has come out.
Ray Rice is a freaking football star. He is massively strong for a human being. His girlfriend? Not so much. While I agree that there is an issue with female-on-male violence not being taken seriously, when you hit someone hard enough to knock them out, they better have a weapon trained on you, or you took self-defense way the hell too far.
You are going to have a field day on this new bucs helmet aren’t ya?
Worse than the jags?
Dave you should’ve made the paper the “Sexy Rexy Times”
ray ray aint no soft steamy rice he a cold hard dookie
You see, this is the problem.
The reason why there has been a ton of arrests on the offseason rather than the regular season is so nobody can be prevented from playing some football. It proves that NFL players are just a bunch of criminals coming out of prison to have a chance to play football along with a giant muscular dude who is sensitive and carefree and a group of people who play basketball. Just imagine if someone makes a movie about tha–OH WAIT!
But seriously, it’s like a mom named “OFFSEASON’ leaving her children while she goes to the store, then suddenly the kids go wild and break everything. However, when Dad (a.k.a. REGULAR SEASON) is around, the kids are bored and does nothing
Ray Lewis offered this advice “Blame someone else, it worked for me”
Glad I came back to reread this comic.
Also, am I the only one who initially thought that the Incinerator was in New Jersey?
oh dip, i didnt see nothin
they never burn no bengal jerseys we all go hard
Sexy Rexy would make a nice writer.
Also Dave, opinion on Bucs’ new helmet and logo?
http://news.sportslogos.net/2014/02/20/tampa-bay-buccaneers-reveal-new-logos-and-helmet/
The final Florida team to enhance their logo, in my opinion I like the enhancement here but the logo on the helmet seems a bit too big. I think they should tone it down a bit.