Chad Henne struggles 2
Sep23
on September 23, 2014
at 12:01 am
I came up with a slightly better version of the “Bort gets the start” joke when I was ten minutes from finishing this, so I might make it a special bonus comic for tomorrow! Or I might do a quicky comic, haven’t decided yet.
Anyway, the time has come. BORT TIME. THINKING WITH BORTLES.
BORT
Now that we’ve got Bortle Power I officially am a Jaguars bandwagon fan for my second team. Go Bort go! BORT BORT BORT.
Bort, you say? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VakEHKq5y1g
Heh. I only just saw the title text. Damn.
Matt Moore must be kicking himself all over the shop. THAT was all it took to get the starting gig at Miami?! Could have saved us from Son of Henne (which is sadly how Tannehill is starting to go)…
I called it! Wooooo
Depicting Mathis as an active player hurts me. Make the pain stop
2 Sexy Rexy sightings?
Text and the man himself?
Bless you, Dave.
Why isn’t this about farts yet?
Your admiration for Bort is infectious. I’m in!
But more importantly, it’s Teddy Time!
We need more Bort licence plates in the gift shop!
Was in Lids the other day and the amount of Bortles jerseys they had was hilarious.
Before you ask, no, this wasn’t in Jacksonville. It was in Philly.
Poor guy is going to get killed behind that offensive line.
Bortles will fail, Derek Carr will lead the Raiders to glory
And by that I mean finishing 8-8 at some point
Too bad about the whole “playing for the Jaguars” thing he’s going to have to work through.
The last sentence makes me think of the Swedish Chef.
Does Blake Bortles’ girlfriend have a cold sore?
Yes we bort