Stay Out Of The Tall Grass
Jun21
on June 21, 2024
at 12:01 am
I was mowing my lawn a while ago and heard a big chunk, looked down, and saw the remains of one of my dog’s toys fly out of the bottom of the mower. I hadn’t seen it because I’d been unable to mow for a while due to rain and the grass had gotten pretty thick.
For the next month or so I had a note in my phone that simply said “Russ gets lawn mowed”
Inspiration is a funny thing.
As if Russ is not tiny enough to slip under the mower blades.
Kyler (no longer notable) plays in a desert, so what lawn?
Bryce Young is also tiny but lawnmowers have steel blades, so there is no pun when it’s a non-Steelers mower.
Mr. Lawnmower probably can’t even find the blood splatter from cut-off Russ. Steeler Nation, let’s mow??? This comic gets more amusing (not for me) when you read it over and over again. Also why would a groundskeeper be even semi-looksmaxxed, where’s my team’s looksmaxxed groundskeeper? Why don’t we have a looksmaxxed groundskeeper? The only reason you can justify there being a semi-looksmaxxed (or shocked Squidward-face possessing) groundskeeper in this comic is if the Steelers actually have one. Or maybe I grew up in a state where funny head shapes for groundskeepers are very rare or nonexistent. Summary: Lawnmower mows and kills a rat while filming an advertisement about NFL franchise employees. He does not know until Fields asks for Russ. Grade: B+
It’s not like Russ isn’t irreplaceable. >:)
You coulda published this comic later IF russ got cut, but it’s always OK to assume he will not, cuz he is usually remarkable enough to start, or at least be second string.
Tiny Russ gags always make me laugh.
The third panel was the last thing Russel Wilson ever saw
Fields only looked in one spot for the ball, then took off running and happened to stumble over it. Russ is okay, he’s just out of frame.
Jim did run over our playoff aspirations though – they’ve been growing out of control.
Is this the conclusion to the Russ getting smaller each comic he’s in Arc? If he comes back there should be an Ant-Man cameo with him!