THE WEEK IN CHAOS –Finally, after weeks of lean eating, we had some fucking CHAOS to munch on. The Dolphins were just as pathetic as expected against the Ravens, so that wasn’t too chaotic. What WAS chaotic is that the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
As I stated in the Chaos report yesterday, this is one of the most brutal losses the season has offered. Not only did the Commies get obliterated in primetime in front of a national audience, their star QB sensation from[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sauce was traded to the Indianapolis Colts for 2 first-round picks and also AD Mitchell, who you best know as the guy who dropped the ball before the goal line celebrating in the Rams loss earlier this year. The Colts[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Cursed week ahead! Cursed week ahead! Thankfully out of the bets I made, most of the most cursed ones are going to Patreon, and you get more of the reasonable ones.
THE WEEK IN CHAOS –This was a weird week. The primetime games? No chaos. Raiders/Broncos was an unwatchable dumpfest and the Broncos are this year’s Chiefs, getting by entirely on dark magic voodoo they don’t deserve. Steelers/Chargers? The Steelers just[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Alright. Here’s the obligatory Giants rant. The Giants fired Brian Daboll after yet another double-digit 4th quarter choke job. The Giants were holding their own against the Bears, Jaxson Dart went out with a concussion, and the team fell apart[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve softened on Joe Buck and Troy Aikman over the years. Both have loosened up significantly from their mid-2000’s days when Buck was a big stick in the mud and Aikman a humorless parrot. They’ve reached a more likable state[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So this was a bit of an odd week. Nothing came to me, so I got a weird experimental idea that’s different than normal silliness. Was this successful? As a one-off that I probably won’t do again, sure. But it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
THE WEEK IN CHAOS –This was a week full of teams that narrowly escaped very embarrassing losses. A real “whoo boy, we barely got away with that, now let’s go home” kinda week. Jets/Patriots kicked off the week and that’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Aaron Rodgers surprised everyone this offseason by showing up to Steelers camp with a wedding ring. When asked about it, he claimed to be married. Okay. Good for him. Normally that would be the end of it. A guy got[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
