I recently found out former NFL coach Gary Kubiak has 3 sons. They all have short, single-syllable K names. Let’s just let that stew for a bit. Do I think Gary Kubiak named his kids in such a way as[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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I am starting to become convinced that if you are a high level athlete who plays for a long time and makes a lot of money, you inevitably turn into a batman supervillian who starts getting into really weird health[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Russell Wilson threw a perfect moonball against the Jets and for a brief second, I was happy. I know it’s too much to ask to be happy with that all year, but if I can see that a couple times[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Preseason is such a tease. It looks like football. It feels like football. It sounds like football. It smells like football. It tastes like football. But it’s not quite football. It’s the football you have at home. You see guys you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You know how a week ago I went and claimed the Dolphins had the worst vibes entering the 2025 season? I would like to amend my opinion. It’s the Colts. Jim Irsay is dead. The Colts went and signed Daniel[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Preseason Week 3 has concluded. Next up: Real Football. But before then, I guess we can take this time to discuss the hot topic du jour. Shedeur Sanders! He gets clicks. He gets clicks from the haters and clicks from[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Farewell, sweet cutlets. Unless you pass waivers and end up on the practice squad. Tommy lived the dream. The hometown kid with no chance got thrown into football games due to injuries and had himself a small moment. It lasted[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Jerry Jones you are the dumbest motherfucker alive. Please continue to stay alive and running the Cowboys for another 50 years. Obviously I had to throw this one together rather quickly, considering the timing of the news, so it’s a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Whelp, I had no idea this was in the works, and I’m not the biggest fan. The NFL has officially come up with a new uniform gimmick. RIVALRIES. It’s…meh. Before I go into critique on the individual uniforms, I want[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
WE ARE BACK, BABY. OUR NATIONAL DISTRACTION HAS RETURNED! GIVE ME THAT DOPAMINE! To start this season off, I wanted to do a Chaos Prediction report! THE YEAR IN CHAOS –I think this season will be just as chaotic as[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…










