NFL DRAFT CARDS 2021
Once more, the draft cards are live! Like 2017, I did them as they were picked. Each one took an average of 3 minutes.
FIRST ROUND IMPRESSIONS
-Giants traded down! That’s great! Got a great haul!
-Giants picked a guy Jason Garrett is 100% gonna misuse! Not hooray! Then all the edge rushers got picked right after and I’m furious
-Lmao Mack Jones is the new Tom Brady I guess, smelled to me like Bill just grabbing Jones on the recommendation of his buddy Nick
-Bears made a good move and got a good QB pick
-All those 49er smokescreens and they took the guy most thought was an outside chance at 3 at best
-No concrete reason to feel this way, but my gut tells me Zach Wilson is this year’s bust
-Eagles wanted DeSean 2.0, but I genuinely wonder if Smith is too skinny, corners in the NFL are bigger and more physical
-Bengals better draft nothing but o-line for rounds 2-7
-Jets trading back up and giving up lots of picks was a bold move for a team with so many holes to fill in the coming years
-haven’t followed enough scouting reports to have any other opinions, please insert yours below
-Lmao that Aaron Rodgers news bomb, definitely a comic for next week
“No concrete reason to feel this way, but my gut tells me Zach Wilson is this year’s bust.”
Um, it’s the Jets. That IS the concrete reason. They don’t have a good record developing qbs. I wonder how long it will be before the fans start wearing their “Thank you, Jaguars!” t-shirts. XD
Big slide for Fields, last I heard he was the projected #2 pick. But I’ve been catching up on Critical Role since it looks like we’re at the pointy end of Campaign 2, so…
Last time he was the proj. #2 pick the Cowboys had a chance at the playoffs
I saw Ryan Leaf say he’s worried about Zach Wilson busting. If anyone knows what a bust looks like, he does, so that doesn’t bode well for him.
If there’s one guy you want to listen to it the domestic abusing, drug-using, house breaking NFL bust
If there’s one guy you absolutely never want saying “he reminds me of myself” it’s Ryan Leaf
OMG I love you for that plank drawing
I love the draft card tradition. That’s how I found your comic back in the day, and I’m so glad I did! I’m only sad I won’t get to see a “Dave didn’t draw this guy,” card this year.
the whole aaron rodgers thing smells like bullshit, it’s a 31mil cap hit before june first, and a 15mil cap hit after that. i’m not a packers fan, but it’s literally impossible for them to trade him
he’s playing the long game… with the producers of jeopardy
They shoulda thought of that before trading up for Love
Cincinnati made the worst pick of the first round. Chase is an excellent player but having great WRs means absolutely nothing if your QB is getting crushed by the time they reach the top of their route.
I’m curious about why Bengals fans aren’t upset about not picking someone for the line. I’ve seen a lot of justification of “well we just need to get Burrow’s more weapons” and “His injury wasn’t on the line” but the dude was sacked 32 times in 10+ games.
The argument I’ve seen is that the glaring weak spot (at least now that Bobby Hart is gone) is at IOL. Jonah and Reiff are average+ tackles, whereas it was Michael Jordan (at LG) who got destroyed on the play Burrow went down on. At the same time, their need at WR was for a true X on the outside, which there weren’t many of in the class, and Chase was the best of the lot.
Getting Quentin Spain back at LG and playing the Round 2 guy from Clemson at RG, coupled with Chase taking the top off and keeping the defense honest, should help a fair bit over last years debacle.
*Just repeating what I’ve heard; I’m a Saints fan who just wants Joey to not die.
You, sir, are a mensch
Trevor Lawrence is quite the handsome young woman.
CUZ HE’Z GOAT LANG HAYYUR HUHUHUH GEDDIT? THAT MEANZ HEESA WUMMUN! MAKE ME A SADNWICH HURHURHURRHURRHURR
Nah, it’s more than that. All of the pictures out there look like they’re designed to make him look rather womanly. Not really sure why.
As a Lions fan, I’m real happy we got Sewell but was also kinda stunned the Bengals let him fall to us. The most reasonable rationale I’ve heard for the Chase pick is “Burrow’s former LSU teammate, they have chemistry and can make plays together.” And, well, the Dolphins passed on Sewell too when they had a chance. Maybe they could’ve protected Tua.
From what I know, which admittedly isn’t much, no pick yesterday stands out as 100% terrible. At least nothing quite as baffling as Jordan Love last year.
Dolphins and Bengals need interior linemen. They didn’t need to pass on a good receiver with chemistry with their young qb to take a tackle
How long will you give Wilson before the Jets wrecks him?
These might be your best draft day sketches yet.
do the 2nd round cards and especially amari rodgers
pack got weapons
Hehehehehe… We got the two players I really wanted…
Same. So happy with how my team’s drafting so far.
Bengals drafted 1 more kicker than they have OL
I mean 1 more OL than they have kicker
Bears got best value. Justin fields will be a monster if they don’t ruin him.
I feel like Denver is not getting enough crap for the Surtain pick. We’ve been so bad at qb since Manning it’s not even funny.