Have you ever seen Jim Harbaugh’s little pre-game ritual with his QB? He likes to smack them. He loves to hit them. This isn’t new, I remember him doing it to Kaepernick and Alex Smith too. He just loves hitting guys. Seems like it works. Harbaugh seems like a top-notch motivator. I wonder if he does this in other aspects of his life. His wife gets up to take care of the kids and he gives her a big ol smack like “HELL YEAH YOU BE THE BEST MOM EVER”.

Should we contact the police to do a welfare check on his family? I’m suddenly worried.

Anyway football culture is weird shit.