Jim Harbaugh’s Pre-Game Abuse
Sep17
on September 17, 2025
at 12:01 am
Have you ever seen Jim Harbaugh’s little pre-game ritual with his QB? He likes to smack them. He loves to hit them. This isn’t new, I remember him doing it to Kaepernick and Alex Smith too. He just loves hitting guys. Seems like it works. Harbaugh seems like a top-notch motivator. I wonder if he does this in other aspects of his life. His wife gets up to take care of the kids and he gives her a big ol smack like “HELL YEAH YOU BE THE BEST MOM EVER”.
Should we contact the police to do a welfare check on his family? I’m suddenly worried.
Anyway football culture is weird shit.
Get that adrenaline flowing.
Explains the Teair Tart incident. He was just trying to motivate Travis Kelce!
Jim knows he needs to vent his emotions pregame so he doesn’t hulk out if the refs give an unfair flag when they’re up 30-3
It somehow reminds me of john henderson who had a trainer who slapped his face before every game lol.
“He’s not abusive, he just gets a little mad sometimes when I burn dinner.”
It’s football. You hit people, and you touch man butt and it’s not gay. You’re just allowed to do things.
Jim Harbaugh was one of the best things to ever happen to the Chargers team. Brandon Staley was dragging everyone down with him and killing the system. Herbert was foundering, Quinten Johnston was useless and the defense couldn’t do shit. And now I see Herbie having extraordinary games with a solid (yet injured) O-line, QJ has finally learned to catch, and Derwin James Jr. is so pumped up that he owns the field. Everyone looks HAPPY. Harbaugh is a living ball of energy that shocks everyone to life. And yes, as a hardcore Chargers fan, I can admit 100% that he is crazy