So I accidentally stabbed my finger cleaning the dishes yesterday. There was a piece of broken ceramic plate in the corner that I didn’t really see and when I went to pick it up it decided to enter my right index finger. I bled for like 5 minutes and can’t grip my wacom tablet pen with enough precise pressure to properly draw. With an injured right hand and a left hand that’s about as coordinated as a dead fish I wasn’t able to do the comic in time.
The comic will be up tomorrow
That’s the last time I do chores, ever.
Yes I am aware I spelled “ouch” wrong at the top.
I’m pleased to announce on behalf of the Commissioner that Ceramic Plate Piece has been fined $500,000 and suspended for 5 weeks.
Along with James Harrison at $25,000.
Play through the pain Dave! RG3 did and it worked out just fine.
🙁 That game haunts me.
Did anyone else notice that he stabbed the finger on his left hand, but the finger on his right is the one that is fountaining blood?
At the latest owners meeting a rule-change was proposed that would make it a 10 yard penalty and possible expulsion from the sink for ceramic plates to stab a defenseless finger.
And that’s why you always leave a note!
This leads to Febreeze spending a month drawing templates in case this happens again, akin to the Tom Brokaw Vacation skit from SNL with Dana. “Tragic news today as Febreeze is unable to draw, because he was eaten by wolves. Reports are he was delicious.”
TIM TEBOW never would have cut his finger open on a ceramic plate! The Draw Play should get rid of whoever this clown is and sign Tim Tebow. He’s a PROVEN WINNER!
Excuse me, I’ll be back in a second. There’s something on my chin.