Does A Bear Care In The Woods
So yeah, that’s what I look like, in case you ever wondered how accurate those drawn comics were. The second to last panel is my usual face when the Giants have 2 minutes left to play and are winning. I do indeed only wear an Eli jersey. It’s mostly because I don’t own anything not Giants related.
If you’re from Portland, you might recognize Forest Park, where I literally found an empty spot during the day yesterday and took selfies of myself acting weird (side note, taking selfies with a DSLR is difficult). I even left a confusing message for anyone who happens to wander Firelane 7 this weekend. I’m glad nobody came along because that would have been weird.
“Um what are you doing”
“I’m…taking pictures of myself, for a comic”
*Concerned stare* “Come on Timmy let’s get away from the weird man”
Also I got home, put this together, and photoshopped Matt Forte in and was about to save it out when I remembered Forte is no longer a Bear and it made me sad. Then I put Martellus Bennett in but he is a Pat now and I was even more sad. I realized there is like nobody on the Bears I know anymore besides Cutler and Jeffrey. Kyle Long, I guess. Robbie Gould! I can’t use Robbie Gould because nobody would be scared of Robbie Gould in the woods. Oh, wait, Peanut Tilma…damnit. Lance Briggs? aw man. WAIT, WAIT! That one guy! the CB! Kyle Fuller! YEAH. GOT ONE.
It’s kind of weird how the Bears have sort of vanished. The team that was sometimes good and at least usually relevant for the past decade is now almost unrecognizable. It’s Cutler and Jeffrey, then a bunch of nobodies. I have Bears fans in my family and I’ve always had a soft spot for them but I bearly (Yeah I said it) even acknowledged their existence last season. The only time I even thought about the Bears was when they embarrassed the Packers on Favre night, which owned. I don’t think I’m alone. I think in general the now lack of names on the Bears has left them weirdly ignored for a major market, kind of like what happened to the Vikings for a while. I hope Da Bears come back to prominence. I root for Cutler because Chicago doesn’t appreciate him enough and the league is a better place when the Bears are relevant.
Edit: Thank you to everyone who has supported the Draw Play Patreon as well. I just purchased my new Tablet, and I should have it in my hands by Tuesday, which means we should be back to regular comics by next Thursday
Nice beard brah.
It’s cool. Offseason, remember?
Wild JJ Watt will get him.
He didn’t take the football bait, so no. But Don’t Care bear will be sacked
I love this comic so much.
Fuck the Bears
Fuck Jay Cutler
Fuck Alshon Jeffrey
Fuck their new FAs
Fuck the city of Chicago
And on that note, fuck the Bulls
Fuck them all
U know spotting different fans is becoming easier by the day
Let me guess, packers?
I think it’s really obvious. You must be new here.
What are your feelings on the Sox, Cubs, deep dish pizza, and Oprah?
As for the MLB, I’m a Mets fan so I’m indifferent about the White Sox as well as the Cubs.
Deep dish pizza is OK I guess… wouldn’t be a reason for me to visit Chicago.
Oprah? Oprah is cool. Very successful woman.
I’m reasonably sure it’s an AFC East team.
And the Oscar for lead actor goes to…………………………Dave for his role in Bears: The Smokening
Week 1 of the Arena season is almost over and it couldn’t have gone much worse than opening your silver anniversary season with the the worst loss in franchise history, at home, to your main rival, who is using the qb you had just 2 years ago, on April Fool’s day. The final score was Orlando Predators:76; Tampa Bay Storm 25. My dad made us leave the game after the storm were down by fifty (69-19) with 1/2 of a quarter still to play. Tampa’s best player is a 40 years old WR who’s only there to break the all-time receptions record; our new qb, Adam Kennedy, who was the back-up on a 3-15 team from last year that doesn’t even exist anymore, completed more pick-sixes than passes during the third quarter; and we’re now 1-7 in out last 8 games in “The War-on-I-4”, which might as well be renamed “Preds-own-the-Storm”. The only good things from the game were the storm throwback zubaz pants, a toddler on the dance cam, and the free 1991 Arena Bowl V championship replica rings.
At least Tampa is guaranteed a playoff spot (all 8 teams are going to the Arena League playoffs this year Also, Arizona murdered Portland 80-28 in Portland and Philly slapped Cleveland 69-41. Next comment will be tonight’s game between the LA KISS and the J’ville Sharks
Oh boy I can’t wait to read more AFL recaps
is this what us football fans have come to?
Hey, they were a fun read in First Down.
LA 64, J’ville 39 in a surprise upset seeing how the Sharks went to the Arena bowl last year and are returning basically the same roster. It’s a sad day for parity when the closest game of the week ended with a 25 point difference
Love the new format Dave!
Jay cutler isn’t helping to prevent forest fires. Sick ’em smokey.
The fact that Cutler still gets paid any amount of money to play QB is proof that Chicago actually appreciates him too much.
Dave, you face in the last box thingy is priceless
Your*
Holy shit this may be one of my favorite comic of yours. I’m crying.
Just throw cheese at him, that will stop any bear!
LOL
XD
As a Broncos fan, most of us just view Chicago as the team that goes through our trash. Jay Cutler, John Fox, Brandon Marshall, Danny Trevathan, etc, etc…
Also, why does the don’t care bear care if you vaccinate your kids or not?
Go back and look at the “Cutler Doesn’t Care” comics
Nice “Dave is really white comics” tag there, Dave.
Your taller then I imagined.
“The second to last panel is my usual face when the Giants have 2 minutes left to play and are winning”, lmao!
He said he was 6’3” a LONG time ago
Must’ve missed it.
If a bear throws a pass in the woods and no DBs are around, does it still get intercepted?
YES