Case Cookus
Apr06
on April 6, 2022
at 12:01 am
I could explain this to the 95% of you who are confused right now.
But I won’t. I made this for a very specific niche of people.
Case Cookus
EDIT: Also I am taking Friday and Monday off for Family business. Now you’ll have more time to read mock drafts.
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Case Cookus?
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Case Keenum. Wait . . .
Casey Kasum
Kasey Kahne?
Boy am I glad I saw your tweets this week
I’ll be the first to say it… wut?
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CASE COOKUS
A CASE of beer at a COOKout is delicioUS.
I wonder why I always go to food when I see athlete names. Hmmm.
Case “was waived three days later” Cookus https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Case_Cookus
Ah, yes, the quarterback who once got ejected from a game for targeting.
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I’m imagining case cookus as the new matt barkley where all he says is case cookus
I am Groot?
Someone please explain
I am baffled.
Case Cookus just means like, being yourself; staying true to who you are and keeping a good vibe
Best I can tell people think it’s a fake name. Probably started on his time on the Vikings (Case Keenum, Dalvin Cook) plus alliteration… Idk guys I tried.
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I did some sleuthing! Interesting coincidence, the problem with that theory is there are articles dated 2019 and earlier, from college. And they’re calling him Case Cookus. BUT. According to wikipedia, his real name is Stephen Case Cookus. Stephen. It’s all a house of liiiiiiiies.
He joins Grover Cleveland as a famous Stephen that for unknown reasons opted to be known by an odder middle name.
Similarly, Woodrow Wilson’s actual first name was the way more common Thomas, but he apparently hated being called Tommy enough to go with Woodrow. It must have been a different time as that name or even Woody seems like it have been even more vulnerable to being made fun of or easy to irritate him over. Then again Wilson seemed to be a massive asshole and very thin skinned so who knows.
Stephen Cookus
Pushin P
So he’s like the US version of Ed Balls or something?
Wow, this comic actually imitated real life. https://twitter.com/DrawPlayDave/status/1511775712398622723?s=20&t=AQ_hXAlvZmN2cozwvKDrqA Apparently Case Cookus has actually had this conversation, albeit with his fiancee, not a teammate.
Wednesday’s comic (spoilers):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YaaZZN9VYs
RIP Dwayne Haskins, he wasn’t a team player.