Jim Irsay wants to trade
Mar18
on March 18, 2014
at 12:01 am
So Jim Irsay got arrested. To no one’s surprise, he appears to have a substance problem. His friends are all saying that he needs help. I was initially wondering if this comic was a bit too mean to a guy with clear problems. Maybe it is.
But he’s also worth a billion dollars, making him more than capable of paying a guy to drive him places so he’s not doing it while under influence. So no, I don’t feel bad for him. I do wish he would get help, but only so he doesn’t hurt anyone else.
oooooh, dark
I need to talk to my Ravens fan friends. It seems like every day something happens to make them more and more grateful the Colts left.
Also remember when Trent Richardson was being compared to Adrian Peterson? Draft hype is funny in hindsight.
Test BAC, a useful feature on any social networking site.
Nah, Irsay’s gotta give up at least Reggie Wayne, maybe better.
Imagine how much does andrew luck cost in the streets
Come on, like Irsay could ever write such a coherent and grammatically correct tweet.
Just need these teams to keep digging themselves under the ol’ Browns Bar of Success. We will be the most respectable team by default.
Yeah them Brownies ain’t lookin so bad nowadays, is they?
As a Colts fan, this is still hilarious David, so thanks for the dark humor.
Is it just me or does Trent Richardson look like a joint?
If it was intended then…
Sublimination for the win!
Dat’s Raycess yo
This is the first time in a long, long time that I actually exploded with laughter.
Every mobile should run a BAC test app constantly in the background. The second you’re over the limit, it shuts everything else down except the calculator until you’re back under the line for three hours solid.
I think my favorite part, however unintentional, is that this entire comic comes in under 140 characters
Trent’s face shows the “why the hell am I in Indiana”