The Draw Play

Puka Nacua is in the news again (derogatory)!

Nacua is being sued for allegedly biting two women and spouting anti-semitic remarks at a New Years Eve party. My first thought: this guy is speed running the Antonio Brown career path.

My second thought: is this extortion? It seems… convenient. Puka had a very notable fall from public favor the week before the Seahawks TNF game when he went on Andrew Tate Fart Sniffer Adin Ross’s livestream and did an anti-semitic dance. He apologized for that, but also continued to dig his own hole regarding some comments about the refs he also made during the stream as well as after the game. Now he’s being accused of spouting a gross remark from around the same time.

Also, the bite mark picture looks…weird? Kinda fake? I’m not a dentist but something about the teeth impressions seems wrong to me. The bottom looks real, but the top looks weird. So I originally wrote this story off. Then Nacua’s lawyer confirmed the bite as real but called it minor horseplay. So the thing that I thought looked most fake has been confirmed for real, so maybe he is just a douche. The one woman has dropped her restraining order request but has gone forth with the lawsuit, so this is just a confusing mess of a thing.

Well, I guess we will have to let this one play out more, but considering the bite is confirmed as real and we have the livestream incident, at the very least I feel we can confirm Puka Nacua is a massive dumbass. We are entering an era where every new NFL player was a teen during the last 6-7 years of increased internet brainrot, so some of them turning out to be manosphere dipshits tilted by online nonsense is to be expected. It will only get worse.

JSN just got a huge payday, so part of me wonders if Sean McVay wants to let Puka continue to make an idiot of himself to drive that price down. That or he’s talking to Mike Tomlin every day asking him how the hell he put up with so many of these kinda guys.