CARTOON BETS Week 15: THE CHIEFS ARE DEAD
Dec15
on December 15, 2025
at 12:01 am
The Chiefs are gone. Not only that, Mahomes tore his ACL, meaning next year can’t even just be a reset since he will miss some time. If you are tired of the Chiefs, today is a great day.
Also, if you like SpongeBob SquarePants, this is an even better day.
We can officially give up on the Bengals, though the Ravens are going to stick around despite not deserving to.
Kirk Cousins owns the Bucs! Nobody wants to win the NFCS
The Saints owned the Panthers! Nobody wants to win the NFCS
BUFFALO BEAT THE PATRIOTS AND JOSH ALLEN REMAINS FOOTBALL MOOSE
And JJ McCarthy almost looked like a normal QB! Maybe he’s getting it!
lmao I just noticed the Commanders are still the TEAM
*in that repurposed comic
Honestly, Mahomes’ injury sucked all the fun out of the Chiefs getting eliminated.
I wanted the Chiefs to lose so badly, especially every time their fucking fans broke out the Chop, nothing quite like some white douchebag’s imagination of what a native war cry would sound like to piss me off. Anyone that does the chop deserves whatever horrific bullshit comes to their team.
But I never want to win because the other guy’s best player got hurt. You want them at their best, so that you can *beat them at their best*. So that they have no excuse when they lose.
Because the Chiefs didn’t lose to the Chargers because the Chargers were better. They lost because they had to put in Gardner Minshew as QB in crunch time, and even he nearly tied the game. Just makes the whole thing feel hollow.
At the same time Chargers have a ton of injuries too and already beat KC so it counts.
Sucks about Mahomes (and Parsons). These players do make the games funner to watch even if we all want the Chiefs to lose.
Cowboys must really be bad when McCarthy and the Vikings can beat them at home. That Giddy bootleg has got to be up there with the funniest moments of Sunday.
…speaking of Giddy…Xmas related meme I saw: “giddy up jingle horse, pick up your feet” sounds like something a homophobic gym teacher would say
Do you think John Allen knows about football moose? Do any of the particularly tiny QBs know just how small they are? I wonder if anyone in the game knows how Dave portrays them.
J.J. Watt saw the retirement comic Dave made of him. So at least one former player.
Awesome. I imagine the subjects of the comics themselves could have a special appreciation of them, so long as they have a sense of humor.
I sure hope Eli knows who Dave is
How far have KC fallen?
It might only be for a day depending on tonight’s game, but Miami are in the playoff running longer than they were.
Miami.
The team that, at various points of the season, was 0-3, 1-6 and 2-7.
FUCKING MIAMI.
As a Jewish Bills fan, I got the greatest Hanukkah present ever.
Just went back to check the old comic you repurposed for this (https://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/we-are-free/) and realized that you did in fact have to change the Chiefs guy in panel 3 into a Bucs guy lol. They lived long enough to see themselves become the villains.
I wonder which team you’re going to have to edit out next time, when the next dynasty finally dies.
WE ARE FREE