CARTOON BETS WEEK 3: KIRBY SAYS HAIIIIIIIIII
Sep22
on September 22, 2025
at 12:01 am
Despite some wild finishes this week I’m still having a pretty good season so far. But, after a long wait, we finally have the return of Sexy Trevor. Sort of. Kinda. A most cursed Sexy Trevor. Anyway you could say this week…sucked. 
Also, this space is being reserved for the Patreon link for Tuesday, when I will post the link to the unseen cartoon bets. A reminder, you can see the unfinished or unposted ones if you join!
If your drawings were anything like the games, Caleb Stone Kirby would be unbeatable.
Stop paywalling your shit that’s been free for over a decade, asshole.
So you are either a dumbass or a troll to just openly accuse me of something that isn’t actually occurring.
The site is free. The comic is free. The cartoon bets and my socials and my blog posts are free. My Podcast is free. Every other page and gallery on the site is free. This dumb comment you just made? Free. They have always been free, and I have no plans to make them not free. The only thing the Patreon is paywalling that used to be free was access to my discord (which I haven’t even had for a full year yet), which was free to invite to anyone who asked me until July, and most members there were invited in during that time period. If you actually read the site you are clutching your pearls about, you’d probably already know all this.
You’d also probably know why I restarted the Patreon: I got laid off, and my monetary situation has become more tenuous, so I wanted to put extra effort into doing a little more for those who were kind enough to support me during this period. All the art I am doing and posting on Patreon is extra shit I do not post and have never posted here. I usually just delete the unfinished or finished cartoon bets for games I get right, but I’ve decided to share them for those who support me, as a bonus. I’m posting updates on some upcoming ideas, and I’m making everyone on the higher tiers custom request cartoons every month. That’s the point of the Patreon. Extra content for those who are kind enough to offer me support. It is not to paywall the site you are reading, for free, right now.
So fuck off, asshole. Or stick around, because the site will stay open to those who wish to read it the same way it has operated for over a decade.
Sixpack Chin Trevor is headcanon now.
Never has a Texans loss proved so upsetting…
I can think of a few…
I think the word we are looking for is disappointing.
Dave,
It might help if you put a link to the Patreon on your website. Speaking of which, you still have the Xitter link, and no link to BlueSky.
You are correct, that was overdue. Thanks for the reminder, forgot about getting that set up with the backend issues I was having over the past few weeks, which seem to have been fixed. Check out the upper right corner!
How about Danny Dimes ?
He’s looking really good the last 3 games.
It’s a mostly useless stat, but DJ and company set an Indianapolis-era franchise record for points scored in the first three weeks of a season at 103. Peyton never topped 100. I expect them to make a banner for that!
In case the Giants needed further proof that THEIR LEADERSHIP IS THE PROBLEM, starting with Mara. Cane’n’Abel are really proving that dim bulb knows what he’s doing. /s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s/s (*100 more /s)
I forget who the Giants player was, but the Giants lost the first game after Ol’ Danny Dimes’s benching, and he just absolutely went off like “WHADAYAKNOW we lost AGAIN!! WOW! It’s ALMOST like Quarterback WASN’T our only issue and benching him was NOT the magic solution to our problems! WHO KNEW?!?!?!?!”
That guy just keeps getting proven more and more right.
Honestly, it’s probably every player on the roster. I can’t even say I’ll be excited again once Mara fires these two lunkheads, because HE is as much, if not more, the cause of this team’s suckage. Until *HE* is gone, I don’t see anything changing. Guess I’ll root for Danny Dimes this year!
Chaos of the Week: Yes
I’m still pissed about yesterday.
If you want a little different football rage than you’re used to check out the news out of the CFL today with coming rule changes. Shortening the field and endzones! People are going ballistic in Canadian football circles!