The Russell Wilson Moonball
Aug18
on August 18, 2025
at 12:01 am
Russell Wilson threw a perfect moonball against the Jets and for a brief second, I was happy. I know it’s too much to ask to be happy with that all year, but if I can see that a couple times a game, it’ll feel so nice after 6 years of Daniel Fucking Jones. I miss deep balls. I want to see the deepest balls. Please god all I ask this season is the team is watchable. They don’t have to be good. They don’t have to win. I just want to be entertained watching Giants football again. Is that too much to ask? A team that makes games interesting? A team that dangles enough hope to keep me looking at the screen? I’ll take the tease of a bad stripper who will never love me over being wasted in the parking lot as the rain pours down upon me.
Goddamn Dave, this is your best “Tiny Russ Wilson” yet. I’m losing my shit
Do you remember the cartoon Fangface? That’s who you’re gonna be, dude.
I saw the highlight of that moon ball, and thought “he’s still got it”. I’m gonna be stupid and draft him in fantasy or something.
Another good thing is that Russ is very use to having a terrible Oline. Unfortunately he can’t scramble like he used to so hopefully Thomas has another great year, and plays all 17 games, so that he has a little time and not setting sack records like Jones.
Step 1 into making Dave draw furry art complete