General Manager John Lynch, huh? John Lynch? Okay then! Is there any more proof that the 49ers are a dysfunctional trash fire franchise that jumps into dumpsters full of AIDS heroin needles and various stages of vomit and feces and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
When the offseason started I think Jimmy Garoppolo was easily understood as the #1 QB on the trading block (outside Watson, who was a special case). Russell Wilson was merely speculation. Wentz was not highly considered. Ryan was possible speculation[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This week it was announced that Sam Darnold was named the #2 QB behind Brock Purdy. This came after some woeful play during preseason. It was also rumored that the 49ers may be looking to offload Lance to a willing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is, to some degree, an attempt to jinx myself as I so often have by making a joke that is immediately outdated by a last-second news drop. I mean just two days ago I made a joke about how[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I regretted not touching on the 49ers Substation meme while the season was going on so in some ways, thank you Kyle Shanahan for endangering your life so I could pull back around and light it up. Firstly, I’m glad[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
