I’m coming home I’m coming home tell the World I’m coming home Let the rain wash away all the pain of the offseason I know my team awaits and they’ve hopefully fixed their mistakes I’m coming home, I’m coming home[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The NFL is a horrible organization run by rich snobs who exploit taxpayers and hold networks hostage for contracts, use and abuse young athletes who suffer lifetime injury and receive poor compensation, have little moral standards and are commissioned by[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Consider this comic this season’s “Welcome Back Football, we love you” joke I usually do every year. Today I am flying back from the UK, so I needed one final guest comic, and I think I saved the most appropriate[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Our time has come. tonight we feast
Welcome back, football! You have never felt less important, but I will still watch you and love you. Even though the first game of the season was a total waste of my time.
Thank god there is a football game on tonight. We fucking need it. ANYWAY, LETS DO CARTOON PICKS AGAIN! The world is still a hellscape, going out to watch the game with friends may literally be hazardous to our health,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
WE’RE BACK BABY! Expected question: are cartoon picks coming back? YOU BET THEY ARE! It might get a little weirder this year as I actually have plans to do things again after two years of huddling like the unibomber in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
WE BACK BITCHES Tonight we watch the surprisingly hobbled Chiefs take on the massively hyped Lions. Our nightmare wait is over. What teams will rise? What teams will fall? What kind of season will we experience? Will it be the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
WE’RE BACK BABY The 2024 season has finally come and we can all be excited again for our teams. That excitement may not last long for some of us, but we can at least enjoy the early pickings before the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
WE ARE BACK, BABY. OUR NATIONAL DISTRACTION HAS RETURNED! GIVE ME THAT DOPAMINE! To start this season off, I wanted to do a Chaos Prediction report! THE YEAR IN CHAOS –I think this season will be just as chaotic as[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
