THE WEEK IN CHAOS –The middle months of every season are usually the most chaotic. The front-runners are usually visible, the bottom feeders clear, but everyone flawed (most teams) are duking it out in the middle as some bad teams[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
BEAR DOWN Let’s talk Bears. Maybe the biggest surprise of the season to this point. Chaos kings. They currently sit at 9-3 as the #1 seed in the NFC (purely through tenuous tiebreakers as the Rams, 49ers, and Seahawks also[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
While I sat there watching the Patriots remove the Giants from this plane of existence on the past Monday Night Football, a thought kept occurring to me with every hit. “That seemed unnecessarily hard”. It wasn’t just me. My entire[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There is a term called Carcinisation. It refers to the idea that crabs are in some way nature’s final form. All crustaceans will become crab. Crab is absolute. It’s more of an internet meme at this point than truth, but[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
THE WEEK IN CHAOS –As we get closer and closer to the playoffs things still feel deeply murky. The Patriots and Rams feel the most secure as plain solid teams. The Bears and Broncos feel…fraudulent. Everyone else is flawed or[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Eagles had lost two games in a row to the Cowboys and Bears. The fans were restless. The vibes were bad. There was only one thing to do. Put a giant inflatable bunny in the locker room. It did[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
At first, it seems absurd that I am making a Ringless Rivers comic in the year 2025. But there was actually a scenario I had written down in my ideas notepad that may have resulted in a Ringless Rivers comic[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Chiefs are gone. Not only that, Mahomes tore his ACL, meaning next year can’t even just be a reset since he will miss some time. If you are tired of the Chiefs, today is a great day. Also, if[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
THE WEEK IN CHAOS –THE CHIEFS ARE DEAD. At least for 2025. When the Patriots finally fell I was excited for new blood, and the Chiefs were fun. But they quickly became the very thing they usurped. Seeing the same[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Brandon Perna of That’s Good Sports released a video a week ago on the decline of Tony Romo as a sportscaster. In it, he made a pretty good point that I hadn’t yet considered in why Tony Romo sucks now.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
