First off, apologies for not updating on Saturday. I was in Canada on a thing, and I was far too occupied on Friday to complete a comic. Sometimes life gets in the way. On the plus side I learned all about the CFL! Did you know there is a team called the REDBLACKS? No, I typed that correctly, it’s supposed to be all caps, and is named after two colors. They called it that because they couldn’t call them the Rough Riders, because there was already a team called Roughriders. At one point in the Canadian Football League there were two teams named after American Hero Teddy Roosevelt’s old brigade, in a war that had nothing to do with Canada. This is in a country that requires certain percentages of everything to be Canadian. Way to go with that one, Canada.

So Michael Sam requested to leave the Alouettes for personal reasons. No info has gotten out besides that. This seemed like his likely best chance to play professional football if the NFL wouldn’t take him, so it’s kind of a weird move on his part. I hope he didn’t face a whole bunch of harassment. Whatever the case is, it certainly feels like the end of Michael Sam. Kind of a bummer. Anyway, Chad Johnson Domestic Abuse joke in the year of our lord 2015. Aww yiss.