Peyton studies film
Jun26
on June 26, 2014
at 12:01 am
Last year I made it to June 13th before the offseason broke me. This time I made it a little farther before things got weird and I made a comic about Peyton Manning’s sex life.
Here is more proof I’m broken
Say it with a long pause between the O and the Maha
Oh dear…
‘Getting the ball off.’
So that’s what you call it, huh Dave?
I’m telling you, man. Watch some CFL. It’s enough like football that you can avoid thinking about Peyton Manning’s sex life. You can get through this.
I think he made a CFL comic already. One is enough
yay soccer
Seconding shadowcell.
It’s a good thing Peyton isn’t known for his quick release, huh?
The local arena football team I usually follow to get through the offseason sucked and didn’t do anything this year, so I’m channeling it into making a playbook for a rec league flag football team this fall. My team is made almost entirely this year of short unathletic people, so the only way we win is by outsmarting everyone.
And this is precisely why I’m also a baseball fan.
::Passes out on inflatable swan with empty champagne bottles in a puddle of kool-aid vomit::
I mean…there’s always the World Cup…
I watched the soccer game between the US and Germany. That 1-0 final was the single most boring non-baseball game I’ve ever seen. I can’t wait till we can stop pretending it’s exciting.
For some reason I can actually see him doing something like this.
So, that’s Pey-Pey’s “O” face, huh?…
At least the World Cup is on…