Peyton Breaks The Record
That had to be the most depressing positive record breaking game for a player in existence. Peyton is toast. They are saying it’s Plantar Fasciitis in his foot. After last year’s leg injury it seems like father time has finally come for the fivehead. Part of me wonders how severe it is since with both injuries it seems like the Broncos have kept it under wraps then told everyone the truth once things went sour. It adds a kind of mystery to it. That gets a little conspiracy theory though and I doubt it’s fake. He’s probably been hurt for a while now and the Broncos didn’t want to admit it for whatever reasons. Hey, when you’re winning there is no need to have excuses, right?
Peyton broke the all time Passing Yardage record by 32 yards, on 5 completed passes for 35 yards. He threw 4 interceptions and Brock Lobster finally got some action. Now Peyton is benched and the rest of his season is in jeopardy. He only has a partial tear, which by all accounts is the most painful tear.
It’s so depressing to see a legend go out like this. I’m still convinced he’s done this year. I hope he gets his last win for the wins record in week 17 or something and goes out into the sunset in a manner he deserves.
Also credit to Brett Favre for proving that Favre dick pic jokes will never go out of style.
Discussion (25) ¬
On the one hand I feel bad for Peyton because he’s a living legend, and seeing anyone of his caliber that far removed from their true caliber is depressing. But on the other hand, I also consider it a bit of karma for stopping the game ten seconds in so Peyton’s first completion could have a ten-minute celebration staged for it. I hate teams stopping midgame for records, honor it in the postgame.
Also:
You better watch out,
You better stay home,
You better turn off your cellular phone,
Santa Favre is coming to town
He’s leaving the game,
He’s leaving it twice,
He’s coming right back with the Jets and the Vikes
Santa Favre is coming to town
He sees the stunted blitzing,
He has a mean pump fake,
He’ll throw it where he never should,
So you better buckle up and pray,
You better watch out,
You better stay home,
You better turn off your cellular phone,
Santa Favre is coming to town
Hats off, Clarificator. Hats well and truly off.
To Peyton’s credit, he didn’t want any of that, he just wanted to get back to the game
Yay for Media *cough* ESPN overhype of the mundane?
Take a bow.
To be fair to Peyton, he said blaming it on injury after the fact is a lame excuse. To be fair to the Chiefs, holy crap our defense was awesome. 😀
So many injuries… Further proof that this season was written by George R. R. Martin.
That would explain why my Pats are winning…
http://www.boston.com/sports/football/patriots/2015/11/17/george-martin-after-patriots-beat-giants-life-miserable-and-full-pain/fqOTXxp9eOOdPBksy8LiqJ/story.html?p1=story_hp
Haha ok maybe not?
Does that mean Tony Romo is Ned Stark?
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/1477390_809493639097326_4495383154630821902_n.jpg?oh=9cff75a726641a9b1ea8c2ac382bb2c8&oe=56F05AAB
I think public benches came from the need for some place in public to go and look/be sad.
Ha! Nice noodle arms!
As a Bears fan, I don’t know if I should be happy or sad that he’s benched for next week. Probably happy because interim QBs are not the same as interim QBs.
Although Kaepernick pretty much defined himself in his inaugural start against us.
Also, Rob Ryan has been fired….
Interim *coaches
It’s… questionable. The fans don’t have much reason to believe in Osweiler currently (he hasn’t had an opportunity to show us anything either way) but his skill set is obviously what Kubiak was hired to use. He’s a mobile-in-the-pocket QB with a big arm, also known as “exactly what Kubiak looks for in a quarterback”. There must be some faith in the organization that Osweiler would be the guy after Manning retired, otherwise the Kubiak hiring makes very little sense.
If nothing else, he can’t /possibly/ be a worse quarterback than Peyton Manning. I just hope Brock’s good enough to give our defense a chance at a ring, these guys deserve to have a shot.
Most aggravating thing about watching Peyton right now has to be the denial among certain segments of the media that just can’t accept the fact that this is his new normal. The guy’s not being hampered by one foot injury or one thigh injury. He’s hampered by the totality of the beating he’s taken over the course of his career, and the three neck surgeries he had during 2011. He’s toast and there’s no bringing him back.
>Brock Lobster
10/10
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE BRETT FAVRE SENT DICK PICS TO A CHICK ONCE, YOU SEE
I wish profootballmock would come back this has been my addiction since than
Ben? What are you doing as Wilson’s Coat? Actually, its fitting you put your arms and body around smaller
people. I would have said that in one comment, but I can never get out of the first line…
Chicken Parm you taste so good.
Haven’t been this lost in years.
Brett Favre’s dick is on his phone.
Why is Brett Farve slowly turning into Santa?
Looks like he had just enough left in the tank (after a little rest) to ride off into the sunset even better than anyone had hoped.