Dillion Gabriel got concussed in week 11’s game against Baltimore. This meant one thing: Shedeur time. Shedeur is a 5th-round pick, who has spent much of the season dealing with a back injury, unable to practice. He wasn’t getting practice[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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I often get asked about the early Browns hydras, but due to a hard drive transfer and failure on my previous computer, I’m pretty sure I have long lost the original version. However, a longtime follower located the earliest version[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CHAOS REPORT WEEK 12: Call the NFCE the Post Office, because it delivers
THE WEEK IN CHAOS – Another delicious week of chaos. We are on a good run folks, even if this week was a bit less silly than previous weeks. The week started off with the Texans announcing that they are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Excuse me, NINE gets concussed. JJ McCarthy has entered the concussion protocol after the Packers game. The concussion is probably real, but people can’t quite pinpoint when it might have happened. This leaves Max Brosmer as the starter: a late-round[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’ve had some interesting fights this year. Jalen Carter got ejected for spitting and it turned out Dak spat first. Ja’Marr Chase got suspended for a game because he also spat. This past weekend 49ers WR Jauan Jennings got in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
THE WEEK IN CHAOS –The middle months of every season are usually the most chaotic. The front-runners are usually visible, the bottom feeders clear, but everyone flawed (most teams) are duking it out in the middle as some bad teams[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
BEAR DOWN Let’s talk Bears. Maybe the biggest surprise of the season to this point. Chaos kings. They currently sit at 9-3 as the #1 seed in the NFC (purely through tenuous tiebreakers as the Rams, 49ers, and Seahawks also[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
While I sat there watching the Patriots remove the Giants from this plane of existence on the past Monday Night Football, a thought kept occurring to me with every hit. “That seemed unnecessarily hard”. It wasn’t just me. My entire[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There is a term called Carcinisation. It refers to the idea that crabs are in some way nature’s final form. All crustaceans will become crab. Crab is absolute. It’s more of an internet meme at this point than truth, but[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
CHAOS REPORT WEEK 14: The Chiefs are one step closer to the edge, and we’re about to cheer
THE WEEK IN CHAOS –As we get closer and closer to the playoffs things still feel deeply murky. The Patriots and Rams feel the most secure as plain solid teams. The Bears and Broncos feel…fraudulent. Everyone else is flawed or[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…










