Jim Irsay just went and fucking died out of nowhere. I guess nowhere might not be accurate. It wasn’t obvious until he passed, but there seemed to be something going south over the previous few months. He was in a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
How badass do you have to be to not only willingly go by Dick Butkus, but be so damn hard that you straight up own it and wear it like armor. His name sounded like Dick Butt Kiss! We all[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I did not intend for every comic this week to be a eulogy, I promise. There is a part of me that wonders if the Wrong Way Run is the reason Jim Marshall isn’t in the Hall of Fame. While[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Finally ripped the damn bandaid off and got on with it. Took long enough. Not like everyone who follows the NFL couldn’t see this signing coming from fucking space. There was simply no other option for Rodgers that made any[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Commenter verziehenone suggested this on the comic about Dick Butkus last week and although I’ve already covered this topic on Bills Sadness Week, I found it too good to pass up since it gave me a good opportunity to do[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’ve kind of forgotten about Travis Hunter since draft day because the drama of Jacksonville trading up for him was eventually overshadowed by the monumental slide of his college teammate. Of course we’ve also forgotten about Hunter because he went[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Bengals have crept alarmingly close to no longer being The Bungles in recent years, but the Bungles persist. They have a franchise QB. They have two stud wideouts, and they even managed to pay all three fair market wages![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Antonio Brown is currently in the Middle East. Is he solving the conflict? No, he’s probably just on the run from his attempted murder charge. Just in case you were wondering what that guy was up to lately. […]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I was not expecting Bill Belichick’s life to become a soap opera. Even for a guy with such a high profile in sports circles, even if he was dating the age equivalent of his own granddaughter, I never expected this[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A query. I offer you two pills. Take the first pill, you have an NFL career of no note whatsoever, but you make some money and then vanish, never to be remembered again. Take the second pill, you have a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
