No Happy Ending For Robert Kraft
One thing we can all agree on is that Robert Kraft sucks, and it’s cool that he’s unhappy.
He’s had an eventful couple of weeks. Firstly, he appears to be named in the Epstein files release, as part of the (much worse) Tisch leak. It’s a minor mention, but I think nobody is surprised that Kraft is okay with Minor issues. We don’t really have much to go on here, so I won’t dwell on it. But yeah, he’s probably a gross old pedo, just like all these creeps. We knew that already.
Then, after the Belichick HoF snub that got everyone mad, Kraft didn’t get in either. Many people assumed that he might have had something to do with it, being as he was up for induction at the same time and may have tried to pull strings to snub Belichick. I don’t know if that’s true. But if it is, it didn’t work. Kraft was also denied the hall of fame, and to that I say…good. Fuck Kraft. He doesn’t belong in the hall. No real modern day owners do. They are just CEOs pampering their assets. Early owners helped define and change the league, modern owners are just squatting on assets. Jerry Jones has a better case for the hall than Kraft.
Although, the bad blood between Kraft and Belichick is definitely real. His girlfriend Jordon wore a T-Shirt referencing the prostitution scandal ahead of the Super Bowl. Honestly? Top tier trolling. Belichick is a gross old man but Kraft is 100% worse. Point to team Belichick.
Then of course we get the actual Super Bowl. The hopeful happy ending to the season for New England. Surely winning the game would ease the pain of the HoF snub. WHELP!
The Patriots got outclassed. The hype for the season went up in smoke as the team finally got exposed for the level of competitor it actually was. Outside one extremely brief moment in the 4th quarter when the Pats showed a sliver of life, they got stomped by a superior opponent. Now they will have to face questions all offseason and suffer the wrath of hardcore dunks by haters like me. Also, the Super Bowl hangover is real. I look forward to that.
Tomorrow will be the Chaos Award Nominations post, and Thursday and Friday will both be comics!
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