Joe Buck’s Terrible Beard
Just when I thought I couldn’t find Joe Buck any more irritating he comes into this season with the worst hobo-scruff I’ve seen in a while. Come on, Buck. Do you even have a mirror in your house? Are you capable of seeing what you look like? Do you actually look in the mirror at those pencil shavings on your face and think “yeah, Joe Buck is sexy, Joe Buck gonna announce the hell outta some games today”. I just assume Joe Buck talks to himself in third person, seems a very Joe Buck thing to do. He probably announces his morning routine.
“The clock is winding down to 5am, Joe Buck better get outta bed or he’ll get a delay of work”
“Joe Buck drops back, scrambles left to the bathroom, whips out the monster and drizzles down bowl”
“Buck takes a time out here to check his phone for emails, resumes flushing”
“The count is 2-3 minutes on Joe Buck’s sonicare toothbrush setting”
“Joe Buck puts on his pants, Buck seems distraught after that zip up, seems like these pants don’t fit as well as they used to on Joe Buck’s belly. Joe Buck’s really letting himself go”
“Joe Buck calls up Troy Aikman, sadly gets voicemail. Hey Troy Aikman, it’s Joe Buck…again…just wanted to see if you were free to have a date with Joe Buck after the game, you know, as friends…let me know”
“Joe Buck locks his door and gets into his Chrysler 300 because he thinks it looks like a Bentley”
“Joe Buck thinks the St. Louis Cardinals are just the absolute best and he wants to kiss the entire organization, but only after he gets to the Cowboys first”
“Joe Buck is lonely and sad, why does no one like Joe Buck, is it because Joe Buck too sexy for his shirt, too sexy it hurts?”
“Looks like another night of Netflix and Ice Cream for Joe Buck”
“Joe Buck happy his dad made his career super easy to get into”
Any thoughts on the Lions Dave,
The NFC browns
Look at the previous comic
he looks like he just shoved his entire face into a huge chocolate cake
he could invite himself to netflix and chill and netflix will say no
Priceless image there
you forgot to throw in a few “no flags”
Has Jimmy Johnson been goofing about in Aikman’s head again?
Hummina-hummina-hummina…
I get that reference!
Dave, in that picture you gave us, Joe looks sick… you made me feel bad for him.
Joe Buck is getting upset? How can anyone ever tell with that emotionless so and so
Robo Joe has a serious case of face rust
“That is a disgusting act” — Joe Buck
That is a disgusting act by Joe Buck. It is unfortunate that had to happen in the comic.
Come on now David, this is completely unrealistic.
There’s no way Joe Buck gets through his morning routine with out mentioning Tom Brady once.
That is a disgusting comic by Randy Moss.
GODDAMMIT I JUST REALIZED THAT I AM THE THIRD PERSON TO MAKE THIS JOKE
GODDAMMIT
i remember a Panthers game Joe Buck was calling and Devin Funchess caught a pass or something and Buck called him “Fun-Fun” and it was so horrible i wanted the terrorists to win
Fun-Fun is his actual nickname though. Cam gave it to him early in the season. Joe Buck kind of soiled it though
So , its Monday. The Giants got downed by a ridiculous self destruct on 4th and 2, and the Eagles went over the Patriots.
Can out Heroic writer find a way to avoid both subjects? Will an Antonio Brown related comic, 24 hours after everyone else created one, save the day, or will he be forced to *ungh* …write a positive comic about the Jets or the Eagles.
Usually he just grows it for that November men’s health thing. I was surprised he still had it Sunday.