Happy Halloween!
Oct31
on October 31, 2019
at 12:01 am
NFL fans when they remember that baseball is over and now Joe is back forever
Happy Spooks Day, folks!
Reply to this with spooky NFL puns!
Daniel Bones
Saquon Darkly
Dan Spider
Dwayne Caskets
Aack Prescott
Jason Bitten by a zombie but is hiding it from the group
Ah Ah Clinton Dix
Matthew Stabford
Darius Slay
Scare’n Rodgers
Richard Slenderman
Melvin Gore-don
Tyreek Kill
The Honeybutcher
Joe Stabbo
Ndamukong Skull
DeadAndre Hopkins
Howie Rose-from-the-grave-man
Derek Carrnage
I was gonna say Derek Werecarr but yours is way better!
Tom Prey-dy
Mitch Whobitme?
Ray Lewis
Barkevious at the Mingo
Dyin’ Fitzpatrick
Juju Zombie Smith-Schuster
Andrew Beck From The Dead
Ray Lewis is the winner
I am most proud of Barkevious at the Mingo, honestly.
Jay Cutyou (Cutty is a pretty good horror nickname already)
Robbie Ghould
Adrian Beaterson (Ouch)
Ben Rottingburger
Killer Murray
Rob Zombowski
Phillip Shivers
Darius Slay is scary on his own.
10 more till 1000
RIP DEADSPIN
DEADSPIN FOREVER
At least they’re not dead like KSK
No, they’re dead. The site might stay live, they might even hire new writers, but it’s dead. Everyone notable that made the site what it was is gone.
Wait, what happened with Deadspin?
Joey and Nick Bonesaw
Apparently Bill Belichick loves Halloween. I did not expect that to be the case.
https://twitter.com/TheKendallBaker/status/1189855045962977281
(also, his first suggestion when it’s mentioned by Randy Moss is “I could come dressed as the Devil.”
So as himself?
Victim Beasley
Russkill Kilson
Kaleb McBury
Cam Errrrrving
Patrick OhGawdhesinMahomes
Drew Bleeds
Ryan Tannekill
Patriots Defense (Spooky for Sam Darnold)
Gardner Minchewonyourcorpse
Kareem Punt
GimmeyourSnacks Harrison
The scariest of all: Vontaze Burfict
Prince Of Darkness Amukamara
Buster Scream
Buster Scream is incredible
Raheem Monstert
Deadskins
When I was a little kid I used to have a teddy bear named Bucky. (And thankfully, it looked nothing like Joe Buck; it was a small tan-brown teddy bear wearing a red Tampa Bay Bucs shirt)
Oh, and
Waron Saps
Fryin’ Kelly
Dead Marino
John Lynched
& The Arena Football League
Patrick MaBones
I just watched The Shining for the first time yesterday, too.
atlanta falcons
This made me laugh so hard
Amazing
PaTrick-or-Treaterson
This is the best one yet!
Tip: if you use Amazon Prime to stream the Thursday games, you can choose alternative commentators to get away from Buck and Aikman. There’s a British unit and a pair of women.
They have a British team now? Nice.
Baker Slayfield
Nick/Joey Booo-sa
…Drew Bledsoe-much that he needed a transfusion?
seriously, though, Joe Suck is THE worst
Coincidentally enough, I just finished reading the Shining on the 30th. Good book! The movie is decent, but the various cultish aspects of its fandom weirds me out a bit.
The guy in bear costume weirds me out.
Check out room 137. very absorbing documentary about the various conspiracy theories surrounding the shining
Whitney Merciless
10
Still hoping for a Sam Darnold seeing Ghosts for Halloween
I can’t believe I forgot this one, but…
Tyree Kill
Sean McSlay
One of Sean McSlay’s victims that managed to survive, and got at last two head coaching interviews out of it this off season.
JanGoreus Jenkins
Jerry Jonestownmassacre
Andy Bleed
Jason Garottedwithpianowire
Colin Snaepyerneck
Todd Disembowels
>Jerry Jonestownmassacre
Nice.