Guest Comic: Tom Brady makes breakfast
This is a guest comic sent to me by David Kalfas, made by his brother Michael. Thanks, Michael & David! I like it, and I especially appreciate that you were the only person brave enough to send me a comic. I asked if Michael had anything he wanted to say, and he had just 3 words: “F*** The Pats’. Mike is cool.
This is the end of my vacation (As you read this I’m flying back to Portland and will be full steam again, even though my laptop obviously worked better than anticipated and I was able to update normally). I don’t want people to think they can’t submit anything to me once I’m home. You are more than welcome to make a guest comic at any time, and even if I’m updating normally I’ll just run it on a non-update day. Don’t be shy about it. I’m sure plenty of you have a good idea from time to time that’s worth seeing.
Anyway, the comic. I feel he captured the media’s bias towards the legendary QBs very well, although I would like to point out that if Peyton Manning made a waffle that waffle would also be considered the best of all time.
Now I want to see NBC hype up Sunday Morning Breakfast with Waffle vs Pancake. Who would win? Are they just system breakfasts? You can’t discount the supporting cast of maple syrup and whipped butter. Or does the Waffle/Pancake make the syrup better? Does Aaron Rodgers’ biscuits and gravy belong in the discussion? Nobody is going to dethrone Dan Marino and his great Cereal & Milk, but some Lactose Intolerant people think that since he couldn’t make a breakfast for everyone that he shouldn’t be in the discussion for best all time. There are a lot of people, of course, who feel Joe Montana’s Scrambled Eggs is untouchable.
I personally think no one will ever make a better breakfast than Johnny Unitas’ Steak and Eggs. That was a breakfast you could set your watch too.
edit: for some reason it didn’t post when it should have, but it’s up now
Naaah, I think Johnny U made a better one
Fuck you Dave
As a vegetarian, I don’t appreciate Johnny U’s or Joe Montana’s breakfasts. What about Drew Brees’s omelette? I know many people who ike omelettes. And let’s not discount Steve Young’s toast, Brett Favre’s fruit cup with natural yoghurt or Troy Aikman’s porridge.
How bout Roger Staughbach’s muffins, Peyton Manning’s oatmeal, Aaron Rodger’s waffles or maybe John Elway’s french toast?
How bout Roger Staughbach’s muffins, Peyton Manning’s oatmeal, Aaron Rodger’s waffles or maybe John Elway’s french toast?
I think Brett Favre’s breakfast would be some kind of sausage if you catch my drift
Please, we all know that Eli’s Smiley Face Pancakes, Joe Flacco’s marshmallow-only Lucky Charms, and Jay Cutler’s burnt plain toast are the elite of elite breakfasts.
Manning-Face Pancakes? I would eat those. Everyday.
It was (seriously) revealed on his radio show this past week that Aaron Rodgers owns both a griddle and a waffle iron.
Also, he likes Lucky Charms.
I spotted your Simpsons joke, Dave, and I approve.
Amen
lol u make panscakes and no call bj????
Pfft, Bernie Kosar’s leftover cold pizza will always be #1 in my book.
I don’t appreciate the f*** pats things just because someone is successful does mean they’re evil can we say the old 49ers were evil or how about the old Cowboys just because of a deadly coach QB combo is lethal and kills most opponent doesn’t mean you should tell the to F off the really evil is clearly our beloved commissioner
Yeah, but seriously. Eff the Pats.
Yeaeeeah, but the 9ers and cowgirls didn’t cheat Jay…
Actually the 49ers were fined first round draft picks for salary cap manipulation
Oh come on! Get real guys! Sanchez’s pork roll egg and chesse Is the best! He is truly elite!
But was Tom Brady on a leash while cooking that pancake?
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