Don’t Make Him Angry
Dan Campbell is a giant hulk bro stereotype and I already love him. He is an amazing character and I hope to god he turns the Dolphins around because I just want more Dan Campbell. I want all the Dan Campbell. I want as much Dan Campbell as possible. Dan Campbell owns. He’s a far cry from the tasteless oatmeal that was Joe Philbin and maybe he can make the Dolphins fun again. The Dolphins are no longer a bland team I ignore. Now that’s the Vikings. Hey Vikings, do something interesting for once.
When Campbell was promoted someone on the Dolphins subreddit pointed out that Campbell looks frighteningly close to Buff Dolphins Fan, the guy I always draw as my surrogate example of the Dolphins fan. That’s pretty damn amazing. Some people told me to draw Buff Dolphins Fan simply as the new coach, but I won’t. Buff Dolphins Fan is a real human being and the guy behind the F.A.R.T. blog. So if Dan Campbell appears in the comic some more, he will probably appear in the gym getting sick gains with Buff Dolphins Fan.
Yeah I agree with the Dan Campbell love. When the Fins named Dan Campbell the interim head coach I was like, “No keep this guy forever”. I hope he sticks around for awhile and I don’t know why. I could care less about the Dolphins but there is something about Dan that makes me like him. Now there is reason to pay at least moderate attention to the Dolphins besides seeing who Ndamukong Suh assaults next.
>I could care less
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc
Sorry, couldn’t resist.
Darn it, you caught me. I should know better since I am an Al-oholic. “Word Crimes” and “Foil” are my favorites song on “Mandatory Fun”.
My mate Marc used the alias Blue Shell as part of our YouTube gaming channel. It’s his birthday today.
HE IS SO GETTING SENT THIS
Blue shells are bullshit.
Most interim coaches don’t make it to the next season. Miami needs to come back from that slump all the way to the playoffs for Soup to keep his job. Or at least one of those winning records that still isn’t enough for some reason.
Also, his last name is Campbell so his nickname is automatically Soup.
Dan Campbell is PC Principal without the killer PC shades
Did you just use “killer” in the context of referring to something being really cool or good? Do you not realize just how insensitive that is to people who have been murdered?! DO YOU NOT CARE ABOUT THE VICTIMS OF SERIAL KILLERS?!
Shut the Fuck up PC Principal, Lets make this country great again!
For too long we’ve been afraid to speak the truth because we might step on someones toes, well I say FUCK THAT, Quit hiding behind PC Terms you Fuckwads. Sorry, not Sorry!
Youve got the right idea their champ #TRUMP2016
NO! I didn’t no Dentention please!!! I have my safe space!
Except that I don’t want Dan Campbell to die an excruciating death.
Why does he have Jets-green pants?
Now that I think about it, you’re right. A real Dolphin bro would have aqua and orange Zubaz
Can you still get Zubaz? Are they still A Thing? I used to seriously covet a pair of Zubaz back in the day of First Down.
Where is the rexy?
Interim coaches are like the girl or guy you hook up with after you break up. They’re cool enough and they usually look good, but after a little while when you’re back on your feet and have your options open, you realize that you two aren’t really that good a couple, and that you’re not that into them, you just needed to have someone after your breakup. Taking it long-term usually ends with heartbreak for both of you.
Upon further review, there is a very real chance I could be wrong on this one. Way to go Dan.
The Hulk is completely correct.
The Blue shell is bullshit.
If there was blue shell in NFL my Jags would be a Super Bowl winning dynasty by now.
And the Browns hit a banana peel every time they draft a QB.
You spelled Campbell wrong in the last panel, and it’s bothering me way more than it should.
DAN CAMPBELL SMASH TEXANS!
This is perfect timing given the beast of a first half the Dolphins had today
Mm, I’ll take my Vikings being boring and 4-2 rather than making headlines because of a sex boat or child beating.
Fuck yes Dan cambell
Is anyone else revisiting this comic now that Campbell is the Lions HC?
Yes.