Cold Weather Bowl
Jan30
on January 30, 2014
at 12:01 am
SECOND ANNUAL PUPPY BOWL COMIC
PUPPIES
PUUUPPPIIIEEEESSSSS
POST YOUR PUPPY PUNS IN THE COMMENTS
Antrelle Roll Over
Justin Pug
Giovani St. Bernard
Ruffell Wilson
Navorro Boneman (Also works as a porn name!)
Ruffell Wilson will win the Super Bone and beat Peyton Dogging (bad pun alert)
You do know what dogging means in some countries, right? I wouldn’t use that one in the UK…
Bitchie Indognito, by the way.
Champ Barkley?
I dunno there’s too much pressure, the puppies are too distracting!
Chomp Bailey works better.
Austin Collie! Wait a minute…
My Halloween costume three years running!
Peton Manning, Wes Wailker, Trindon Howliday, Jack Russell Wilson, Bitchard Sherman (could work as a non dog pun too), Dog Baldwin.
And a couple of puppies that didn’t make it to the Super Bowl, Rob Groncanine, Drew Breed, Collie Kaepernick, Reggie Whine, Jamongrel Charles, LeSheep McDog, Clay Mastiff, Manti Tail, Ray Barkhead and Greg Pawson.
I got a lotta free time. The puns could’ve been better had I had more free time. Enjoy.
i vote for Dog Baldin
Geovani St. Bernard
Damn, Giovani.
Dude I already made that one in the blog post, double damn
St Bernard Pollard
I can’t wait to see Clifford the Big Red Bryant tackle Ronnie Heelman!
London Fetcher
Monte GetTheBallBoy!
Terrell Puggs, Lagrrrret Blount, Vince Wolffork (yah i know its not really a dog), Terrell Pointer, Indogmiken Suh, and Dogbrickashaw Furrgusun… to name a few.
Forgive my going off in another direction (because I can’t think of any funny player dog names 🙁 ) but not to be outdone, the National Geographic Wild channel will be having Fish Bowl! Yes, instead of the game, or puppies and kittens, you can watch fish swim in an aquarium.
http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/wild/fish-bowl/
The tan dog with its tongue sticking out is so cute!
Is the bone sticking out from the snow from Jimmy Hoffa’s skeleton?
Nah, wrong stadium, unless they built this one right on top of the old one.
Charles Woofson
don’t forget Donte Pitner
Bark Starr
Bark Scott
Terrier Bradshaw
Brandon Peedin
I am compelled to make more Browns related puns but that’s all I got.
The Puppy Bowl was wonderful during last year’s blackout. …Maybe Animal Planet cut the cable?
Also I want to make dog puns but I didn’t have one as a kid, and my apartment building doesn’t allow pets, so I don’t know anything other than they’re adorable balls of love 🙁
Story of my life 🙁
dat puppy bowl get all them ladies watching for real tho philip chiwawa rivers
yo who dis
Ok will the real vontaze please stand up?
NIGGAS THINK THEY VONTAZE
da fuck are you bitch nigga
I’m so sick of players being total pugs. Always yapping.
J.J. Mutt
Bony Gonzalez
🙂 PUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIES
Puppy Bowl Scouting Report
Bark Sanchez: Not the best fetch player. Sniffs other puppies’ anuses in lieu of maintaining ball possession.
Percy Arfin: Explosive talent when healthy, but won’t stop chewing itchy hip.
Marshawn Pinscher: Incredibly physical. Only eats treats. Disobedient when ordered to speak.
Philly The Beagle: Refuses to eat anything other than it’s own feces.
Barkevious Mingo: This is not a puppy. We don’t know why he’s here. Someone outside of a Key & Peele sketch named their actual human child Barkevious and now he thinks he can just show up here.
Oh my god this post is too perfect. I’m not sure which is funnier, Bark Sanchez sniffing other puppies’ anuses or Barkevious Mingo being an actual human.
That said, I still have to tell you to shove it. I didn’t see your team in the playoffs, now did I?
That was more of a reference to Dave’s the completely objective Eagles comic. I’m a playoffless Giants fan, but I really hate the Cowboys the most. Can we just agree to direct our combined superhatred powers to Dallas? Also I didn’t think of this one until now.
Bury Bones: Demands constant coddling and attention. Won’t stop humping legs of media personnel. Loves unconditionally regardless of caretakers’ gross incompetence. Prefers to consume freshly harvested raw rocky mountain oysters.
Oh yeah, Barkevious Mingo. I need to lay off the reefer.
More like Barkevious Dingo… ;p
debarco furry
Also one more from the hall of famers: Howlie Long… ;p
-Kerry Collies
-Danny Woofhead
-Tim Tebone
-Rex Grossman