Brady Appeals His Suspension
Late June seems to be when my mind breaks and we get the creepy Draw Plays coming out.
I watched the CFL the other day hoping it would stem the tide but I guess it didn’t work. Anyway, last week Brady appealed his suspension and was in the hearing for a whopping 10 hours. Schefter thought he did a great job, but I’m convinced Schefter is a robot who doesn’t actually have any opinions of his own. Florio seemed to think he brought nothing new to the table and Goodell won’t change a thing. Of course, Florio is also a knob. We have to wait till late July to get any updates on this, because for some reason we need that long to determine what to do. Goodell is a joke. This whole thing is a farce. No reason it had to take this long. I’m still convinced Brady will get his suspension reduced to 2 games.
Brady’s testimony doesn’t matter, really. You can have the greatest attorney ever in your trial in a kangaroo court, and it won’t matter, because the judge is still a marsupial. The only way anything changes is if Brady sues, which would be the most exciting offseason thing in years.
Not really. It all depends on whether Goodell wants Brady to sue. But if you think litigation would be exciting, you’re wrong. Litigation would take years and it’s very likely that Brady would be out of the league before the court’s ruling comes out. It would be a little funny if the judges uphold Brady’s suspension when Brady’s already retired and he doesn’t miss any time because the court system freezes the status quo until everything is resolved. So there is the chance that Goodell wanted to cut a deal with the Patriots just so that this story isn’t hanging over the NFL’s head for the next half-decade or so and Brady’s testimony was the perfect time for that. But if what Florio’s sources said are true, then Brady did not give any new information and he was less than completely forthcoming on the McNally and the other guy situation, which would make it difficult for Goodell to justify doing anything but upholding the suspension.
Either Goodell will remove the suspension all together so the season can open with Brady vs. Rothlesburger or let it ride out so the big story can be Brady returns to play the team that caught him cheating (or for NBC ‘got him suspended’). It all depends of NBC whether they want Brady for week 1 or week 6
Is Brady not supposed to look like Quagmire because it’s pretty Similar
giggity giggity
After the second panel, I was kind of expecting this to turn into a Shia Labeouf joke.
If Brady ever showed abs, he’d get hit with a PED test faster than you can blink.
Sorry, I’m still stuck on the first panel where NFL HQ is the Eye of Sauron tower.
Keep up the good work.
Also, what is the exchange rate between USD and SXYRXY ?
56 SXYRXY to 60 USD
Did anyone else notice when brady and roger were in the same panel it was purple, the mix of their red and blues.