Aaron Rodgers Gets Found Out
Been laughing for 3 days about this. Aaron Rodgers with probably the biggest Own-Goal of the year. Absolutely hilarious.
Rodgers has been exposed for being an absolute dunce. I love it. Fancy man tried to play coy with the media to keep his actual status unknown. But Covid doesn’t care about that. Covid don’t lie. Now he’s been found out. It’s incredible because Rodgers spent so much time this summer being a weenie and teasing the Packers and fans, and now everyone knows he’s a homeopathic dumbass. I wonder if he decides his football plays by his star sign. His future wife eats clay for nutrition because her taxi driver in Africa told her it was cool, so you have to assume Rodgers has also eaten dirt. For health! Outstanding stuff.
The best part of all this is Rodgers is now a class-A dunce, worse than even Beasley or Cousins. At least with Beasley and Cousins, you knew where they stood. You knew their beliefs. In a public health crisis caused by highly communicable diseases, knowing exactly where someone stands on the issue is actually somewhat beneficial. You can safely avoid people with that information. You know who is at risk and who is a higher risk to you. But Rodgers? Rodgers more or less hid it. He acted like he was vaxxed because his galaxy brain ass thought whatever green tea some quack made him drink was the equivalent of a vaccine. He even lobbied the NFL to consider it as a vaccination! The NFL turned him down, because even the league has two effective brain cells when it comes to covering their own butts.
Rodgers has outed himself as the guy in the group who hides the zombie bite. Beasley? Beasley is the dumbass who wanders into danger thinking he’s safe and gets eaten right away. Rodgers is the guy who got bit, hid it, and now that decision is coming home to roost at the worst moment. If the Packers lose any games while he’s out, and they lose playoff seeding because of it, you can look back directly at this moment and blame him for it. He is reportedly “furious” that his unvaxed status came out. Sorry bud, that’s not how it works. You played with fire and you got burned. If you don’t get vaxed and catch covid, everyone is gonna find out thanks to the protocols in place. Wow! That’s what happened! Rodgers put everyone on the Packers at risk because the girl who starred in Divergent and her best friend Miles Teller told him it was healthy. My ass has fallen completely off at this point.
The big question now is what response comes out of this. Rodgers was unvaxed and the NFL considered him as such. Despite this, he’s been conducting interviews and such without a mask, against protocols. That’s just the obvious visible confirmation of one rule he’s broken. How many other rules has he broken? Are the Packers complicit in trying to push this under the rug? Seems like it if they knew he wasn’t vaxed. Here’s a good reminder of the protocols:
Hope he's been…
– Traveling on separate flight as rest of team
– Getting tested daily
– Wearing mask at team facilities and during travel
– Not leaving hotels
– Not eating meals with teammatesEach of these are violations of NFL's covid restrictions for unvaccinated players. https://t.co/VViZ1sbwce
— Ian Kenyon (@IanKenyonNFL) November 3, 2021
No way was he following all of those. So if the Packers knew, could they be liable for punishment? If the NFL in general knew and was trying to keep his status hushed because he’s a face of the league, will they react with a PR move that exponentially damages the Packers? What blowback might Rodgers face for his role in this? I am eagerly awaiting the fallout. In the meantime, please use the comments to dunk on Rodgers some more. He’s the worst kind of covidiot. He believes in pseudoscience and he tries to hide it in shame and puts everyone else at greater risk for it. Now he’s been found out for the dummy he is. Remember, Seneca Wallace said he believes in chemtrails. That’s even funnier now. I had to reattach my ass just so I could laugh it off again.
By the way, if you don’t get the joke since many of you might not be basketball people, that’s Rasheed Wallace. His catchphrase was “ball don’t lie”, referring to when players would miss free throws after the refs called bullshit fouls. A reference to karmic justice. You can try to dodge fate, but the gods will expose you for the fraud you are. Covid don’t lie.
EDIT: He’s on Pat Mcafee’s show right now, doing a complete double down, hahahaha. He quoted MLK on standing up to rules and called himself a free thinker and the woke mob is after him ahahahahahahahaha he’s gone full QAaron. He consulted Joe Roagn as a health source, Im dying. He won’t even explain his alternate treatment, which if he believes was good enough to justify not getting the shot, why wouldn’t he tell us? Stick up for what you believe, Fraudgers
The fact that my favorite player from my favorite basketball team made it onto TheDrawPlay is the best thing ever.
Ah an Atlanta Hawks fan I see
This reminds me of the time in 2017 when Aaron Rodgers was activated from IR only to be sent back there when the season looked lost. Other teams noticed this was a violation and as a technicality he was supposed to be released. But it was swept under the rug for no reason and the Packers were granted immunity.
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/report-teams-want-aaron-rodgers-released-complained-about-ir-move/amp/
Its hard to imagine any kind of discipline or punishment will be applied for the faux vax incident. I don’t even think there’s some actual list of each players vax status available to the public, so you’d hope that at the very least, he wasn’t being given the delicacies of vaccinated players behind closed doors
Was that intentional to refer to it as “immunity”?
Aaron Rodgers carefully stacked dominoes of deception fell like a house of cards. Checkmate.
I totally read that in Zapp Brannigan’s voice.
You rang for me on the buzz-phone?
Vax or non-vax, you can still catch the virus and you can still spread it. Basically, the only thing the vax does is give extra protection against the symptoms of the virus. You should get vax, especially if you’re older or have pre-existing conditions, but also don’t think you’re now immune, because you’re vaxxed. You can still catch this. In fact, we probably ALL will, at some point. This is an airborne virus, like the flu… it’s not going away. Ever.
I mean, you’re not wroooong, but let’s not minimize the vaccine benefits. “Only” being protected from the symptoms means you’re FAR less likely to be hospitalized and/or die. That’s a SIGNIFICANT advantage over the unvaccinated.
The point here, though, is Mr. Midget intentionally lying AND ignoring the protocols that were put into place for someone of his status. And then GB essentially saying, “Well, yea, he’s breaking all the rules, but he got mad at us over the summer, so we’re gonna let this slide.”
The repercussions for this, to both Double Choke AND GB, need to be HARSH. I would even go so far as to say if he switches teams next year, whoever picks him up should get punished, so that he can’t just find a way to leave dodge and get away unscathed. Cousins, at least, has the balls to be an idiot and face the music. This d-bag is just a worm, slinking around pretending he’s all holier than thou while eating his own fecal matter. Looks like Greg Jennings was right about this dip#^&$ all along.
The Vaccine lowers your viral load significantly even if you catch it. You are WAY less likely to incubate and spread it with the Vaccine, and the symptoms are greatly lessened. If you are defending this anti-vaccine nonsense, you are an idiot. There’s no sugar coating it at this point. You are an obtuse, stubborn moron for refusing to get a free vaccine.
If 100 percent of the population got it and continued to get boosters, we could eradicate it. Instead it’s going to *become* perpetual because 40 percent of the population let it continue to spread and incubate “to own the libs”
As one of those with serious pre-existing conditions (thanks to a different viral infection similar in its effects, but not a named coronavirus), thank you Punchgroin for your statements. It makes me crazy what the last 2 years has been like, and what I will likely have to endure in some form forever, because people decided to make this a political issue.
But I also hate this because Rodgers was a player I loved watching AND listening to previously, and I’d prefer this was happening to a team I can’t stand like the Giants or Jets or Colts, instead of one of the ones I’ve always liked even in my pre-NFL days
I’m not trying to defend him, I just don’t want people to think they are invincible because they have the shot. My wife is immuno-suppressed, due to kidney failure/transplant, so I’m still careful when I go out, even though I’ve been vaccinated.
Your mistake was not taking a moment to dunk on Rodgers before the reminder that the vax isn’t all powerful
Please, take a moment to dunk on Rodgers. It’s fun and cathartic and he deserves it, the dumbass
Dunking on Rodgers is cathartic and should be done as often as possible.
Sure, the vaccine isn’t perfect, but it significantly lowers the chance of you getting the virus.
Think of it like being a soldier in the army. You wear body armor even though it won’t stop every bullet or explosion.
That said, you are absolutely correct that many of us will get it in our lifetime. Being vaccinated brings that chance down, and makes the chance of reinfection very low as well. That’s why continuing things like social distancing is pointless and actually harmful, especially once kids are able to get the vaccine (which is soon!).
Wrong example with the body armour – soldiers in the field actually trend towards less armour protecting the vitals as that protection comes with reduced mobility and endurance 😉 In fact that’s one of the reasons why the old Interceptor armour got replaced soquickly was that it was fine for vehicle bourne troops, it was fatiguing as hell for dismounts. Now, that said – I mostly agree with what’s said above with regards to getting vaccinated, with my only real disagreement being the capability fully vaccinated people’s ability to infect others being downplayed/not completely understood as per this study cited by the BBC* ( https://www.thelancet.com/journals/laninf/article/PIIS1473-3099(21)00648-4/fulltext ) , which reinforces the point sorely missed by Mrs Rodgers that common bloody sense and precautions are your friends … even when you’ve got the collective effort of some of the best and brightest minds on the planet in your corner 😀
*the point missed by Mr and Mrs Rodgers. Also pardon the general rambling missive, apparently combining commenting and building scale models isn’t doing my scatterbrained self any favours 😀
This has been beaten to death, but what’s one more time?
Just because it’s a virus “Like the flu” does not mean it should be treated “like the flu.” The ENTIRE deal with covid is how it’s a lot more contagious because people can not realize they have it until it’s too late.
a lot more contagious and a lot more virulent
Was there any doubt that Goodell would have hid the zombie bite?
While I like “Ball dont lie”, I prefer his “Buttholes be getting tight” line.
I think it would be hilarious also, if Love does good against the Chiefs and the Packers use that to move on from Rodgers
Just like the Dallas game was for Rodgers in ’07.
The Packers are 100% moving on from Rodgers after this season regardless of how Love does on Sunday
If the Packers get more than puny fine, I will be surprised. If they get a substantial punishment, say loss of 3rd or 4th round draft picks, I’ll make a donation to a charity of Dave’s choice.
Now Dave, Rodgers is just staying woke. Eating clay makes your body more malleable and reduces the likelihood of injuries. Doctors don’t want you to know about the healing power of crystals because they’re locked in a socio-economic power struggle with Big Geodes. Jet fuel doesn’t melt steel beams, but nobody knows how hot chemtrails get when they burn. Wake up, sheeple.
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Our GM and ownership may be a raging dumpster fire and the Giants may have more people on IR than on the field. BUT, this was still the best week in my fandom since 2011. As a longtime hater of A%#$ole QBs like Baker and Rodgers, who danced the happiest happy dance the day we shipped OBJ outta town, this week has been sweet sweet vindication. XD
https://i.imgur.com/YL6DYZA.png
Can he go say hi to Jonathan Isaac? I’m a Magic fan but he is really cheesing me off right now with his anti-Vax BS.
Yeah, can’t say I’m a fan. The off-season stuff was business – he was trying to secure his future with the organization. I’m usually pretty pro-player, these are all individual humans with their own goals, wants, needs, etc. – I get it. Bald-faced lying like that (and I do consider it lying, since there was a very clear and obvious intent to deceive), combined with him having had a big speech to the entire team after the win over the Cardinals about all of them needing to “carry the G the right way” right before he goes off to some Halloween party and catches covid…combined with complaining about the team needing to “go all in”, I just…ugh. A charismatic and incredibly thoughtful, intelligent, and talented guy, but for some reason there seems to be a bit of a pattern with those types also being prone to near-lunatic levels of arrogant idiocy, and I am not a fan.
Kaolin works as an antidiarrheal medicine (it used to be the active ingredient in Kaopectate), and since it’s also a styptic it’s used for thinks you can’t use Imodium for like bloody stool, but it really doesn’t have any other internal medical uses and certainly doesn’t do anything for your immune system. I can’t think of any other clay off the top of my head that actually does anything useful if you eat it.
There are minerals that you could supplement by consuming clay. But that’s more about the soil composition than the clay itself. If you live at high elevations (or are old and don’t want to take Centrum Silver) you might consume clay to help with bone density issues.
So Rodgers is a complete dumb ass on not getting a shot and putting his team in a poor position for the next upcoming games. However, until a proper investigation can be done, there has been no proof the Packers org has been purposely violating protocols. Actually, it appears the media has no idea what they are, because the referred tweet is misinformed with the first one listed: that one applies only to staff not players. A lot of the so called violations so far the Packers have done actual meet the rules technically. Some of them are stupid overall (examples no masks needed for media interviews, preseason players are technically not inactive so they can go maskless on the sidelines, etc), but no solid evidence has been put forward that the Org was intentionally ignoring protocol compared to their compatriots.
Fine the hell out of Rodgers if he has been skimping on things (Halloween party and such), but I’ll wait until the NFL brings forth some real evidence before I throw the Org into the same category.
Your options are get vaccinated and return close to normalcy or continue to socially distance to protect others.
That’s it. There is no “I’m a healthy adult” middle path. Don’t want to get vaccinated? Fine! But you gotta wear a mask around facilities, socially distance in public, and keep social gatherings to a minimum number of people. There is no option to opt out of the global pandemic.
This is something that pisses me off the most about this whole pandemic, the people who won’t get vaxxed acting like it’s the people who will get vaxxed’s responsibility to carry the burden when the vaxxed people are the ones doing the right thing. But nope non-vaxxed people want to throw a fit when they not only don’t take the shot, but then get mad when they have to follow more rules. Tough!
I just feel bad for those that can’t get vaccinated due to medical reasons or age, everyone else I’ve lost all sympathy for.
My (least) favorite part of all this has got the be the fury about being exposed. It reeks of the same smarminess that the Astros carried last year after being rightfully hated for their very real transgressions. “I’m so mad that people are mad that I’ve been proven to be a piece of garbage! I’ll show them all!” Give me a break.
There’s nothing to prove, no appropriate flavor of shoulder chip, no revenge tour that can make this right. I’ve got a delicious pie cooling on the windowsill that will help more than that organic clay if you take a bite. It is “humble” flavored.
Frustrated Packers fan here. Aaron is taking a good amount of shit for this, and I say good. I love the guy and everything he’s done for the team, but this whole thing is pants on head stupid. His lie by way of omission about being actually vaxed is really irksome. I’m not really interested in hearing any excuses about it if and when he says something. I’m disappointed. It’s no secret that he’s a weird guy, but I didn’t think he’d do something shitty like this.
The team is 7-1, in no small part due to his excellent performance so far. If we are going to be contenders, we can’t have completely avoidable shit like this in the way.
There is no good ending here. Either Love goes for 400 yards and 3 TDs on Sunday, prompting all kinds of “Love is the future” talk, which will piss off Rodgers, or we get blown the fuck out and Rodgers gets blamed for it, which will also grate on him. It’s just a mess.
Get. The. Fucking. Shot. And Go Pack Go.
Never thought Kyrie Irving would be looking better than Aaron Rodgers but here we are
Love it. Rodgers deserves to be dunked on.
He’s going on a twitter rant right now, calling out “the woke mob” lol.
And now the interview with Pat McAfee.
Holy fuck, what a shitshow.
The Browns need to send Aaron Rodgers and Pat McAfee a fruit basket or something. Honestly so does OBJ.
what an honest to god fucking dumbass
and full qanon too? jesus goddamn christ
The more that comes out of Rodgers’ mouth, the more baffling this whole situation gets.
It’s bad enough that he tried to play coy with everyone by intentionally being vague about vaccination status, but the fact that he’s now out here spewing misinformation and promoting guys like Joe Rogan while *still* trying to play both sides of the aisle is just laughable. I totally agree with you on the point that he’s wrong primarily for being deceptive about it. If he just outed himself as such in the offseason and followed protocol, I’d have been more sympathetic to him (I still think it’s dumb not to get vaxxed, but hey, no one can force you to get it). Instead he lied about it, and then proceeded to carry himself as if he was vaccinated. And now it’s all coming back to haunt him. It sucks because I’ve come to really like Rodgers. He seemed like a pretty genuine dude. Turns out he’s just another anti-vax moron.
Scaling back a bit, this has got to be up there amongst the wildest weeks in NFL history. Crazy how a potential OPOTY’s record breaking season abruptly ending due to a foot injury is like the 6th craziest news story to drop this week.
Lol even Jordan Love is taking shots at Rodgers now. Praying he has an absolutely field day against Kansas City on Sunday.
https://twitter.com/BillyM_91/status/1456699651294441484
being genuine does not preclude being a dumbass (or a bigot for that matter). I’ve got some extended family that’s living proof of that.
Homeopathy. He turned to homeopathy.
https://arstechnica.com/science/2021/11/report-covid-positive-aaron-rodgers-told-nfl-he-was-immunized-with-homeopathy/
Lovely comic and companion rant. Fuck Rodgers, he’ll be forever unclean because of this.
Even Tom Brady, the poster boy for quack medicine, is vaxxed
I sincerely hope that we get another comic on his Discount Double Down he did on Pat’s show. The lad wanted to clear the air and let everyone know he really is that much of a narcissistic dunce rather than let us keep guessing.
I am stealing Discount Double Down, lmao, that’s so good
My amusement is he now claiming he is allergic to the shots. I am sure the Packers knew. At least Beasley and Cousins had the balls to say how they felt. Don’t agree with it but at least they didn’t try to hid it.
Any respect I ever had for this man has dwindled to absolute zero, what a clown. Today was just a whirlwind of drama, it was like a ridiculous soap opera. I wonder if there’s going to be any kind of punishment for this because it’s just so damn stupid. There probably won’t be because it’s the NFL, but who knows.
Fuck Rodgers
Throw Rogan
Sounds like a porn parody of Buck Rogers.
Wasn’t Rodgers woke as well? It’s pretty ironic when it comes to that.
With that said, any ideas for the Ruggs situation?
The Ruggs thing is a tragedy I’m not gonna make a joke about that
I had been hoping Rodgers would win a second Super Bowl just to surpass Farvre.
Favre was a world-class dick to Rodgers, I always found his folksy down-home demeanour disingenuous, and it was downright icky how much some commentators (LOOKING AT YOU, AIKMAN & BUCK) would ogle over him, and make such a big deal about his scrambling and “Just knows how to win” when he was just as likely to screw up and turn a game-winning play into a game-losing one.
I really wanted Rodgers to win another one to *prove* unarguably that he was the better quarterback and better person that Favre. That started to change this summer. Now I not just don’t want to see Rodgers win another Super Bowl, I actually want to see Rodgers out — not just of GB, but the league.
Worst case scenario is that Love takes the starting job and wins it all for GB, but A.A.Ron stayed on the roster long enough to gets a second ring for … being a dick.
As I remember, the original line was in the movie “Man on fire”, and it was “A bullet never lies”