I had a Philly Cheesesteak once. It was overrated.
I wish Eagles were still endangered
Green is a stupid color
Chip kelly is an overrated hack gimmick stupid face
The Liberty Bell would probably still be intact if it wasn’t in Philly
Ben Franklin was never president because he lived in Philly
Philly was once the captial of the United States. Thankfully the founding fathers realized the error of their ways because we would have lost the war otherwise.
Rocky is a lame movie
M. Night Shyamalan is from Philly. His movies suck.
Abe Lincoln is dead because of Philly
Global warming is happening because of Philly
Diet soda tastes terrible because of Philly
You have to pay taxes because of Philly
Did you just stub your toe? Philly.  ALWAYS PHILLY

Totally not biased, you guys.