Soon after his Achilles tendon decided it had had enough of this bullshit, Aaron Rodgers did his usual Pat McAfee interview where he talked about the treatments he would seek out. One of the things he mentioned in passing was[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
During the game against the Arizona Cardinals Tua took off on a scramble for a first down and slid, safely, without letting anyone near him. The crowd let out an uproarious cheer, the loudest pop of the day (especially as[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sing it with me friends: Miami has the Dolphins, the middest football team! They take the ball from goal to goal, until it drops below 50. Whether in the air or on the ground, they always lose control! So playing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve been thinking about adding a new section to the Chaometer report this season, the Vibe Check. The intention would be to see how good a team’s vibe is at the moment. Are they winning? Do they seem fun? Do[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Tua Turndaballova has become TuaDaBenchWarma. Ooof. No. You know what? I will not apologize for that pun. You’re gonna have to live with it. In a move that surprised me but probably shouldn’t have, Tua has been benched. The Dolphins[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
