By now everyone’s heard about the Dumervil snafu. Everyone is blaming everyone else. No one is talking about the Fax Machine. I’m not sure why people would be, but they should be. I have no idea where I am going[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Mark Sanchez may not have been the best QB. He may have never been even a good one, really, despite the two AFCCG appearances. But the one thing I will give Mark Sanchez’s tenure with the Jets is that it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So Foles took a nasty hit against the Texans and uh oh, his collarbone is broken and he’s out 6-8 weeks. AKA pretty much the rest of the regular season. In his place? Sanchez. Mark Sanchez. Mark the Buttfumble Sanchez.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Goddamnit Chip, why’d you have to go and do that. We had two years of Tebow free NFL and the psychosis was finally starting to die down. I even drew a comic about Tebow no longer being a big deal,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There was a silly little story that came out this week about Sam Bradford’s butt. Some random personal trainer has analyzed Sam Bradford’s posterior and has determined that his glutes are shameful. The personal trainer believes that the butt is an[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Jake Butt. Jake Butt is a real name. Jake Butt plays Tight End. Tight End. This is the kind of thing that even those bad “Epic Movie” style parody movies would consider too on the nose for a joke. Butt he’s real. He[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Mark Sanchez being stabbed in self-defense while attacking a 69-year-old man was not on my bingo card. Like most of you I got the news alert that Mark Sanchez was in the hospital after being stabbed on Saturday morning in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
