Sammy Watkins Breaks His Foot
BACK TO NORMAL COMICS. No more silly Pez Bryant. Or will there be? This offseason has been quiet and I will make no predictions. But now, it’s time to catch up on tiny snippets of news that have trickled out in recent weeks. #1 on the list, Sammy Watkins apparently broke his foot! We didn’t find out about it till after he had surgery; the news came out of nowhere and made Bills fans sad because it was very Bills. After a good season Watkins and Tyrod look primed to take over but this could be a bad sign for Sammy. Two injuries to Watkins already would make me nervous. Though Watkins should be back by the season so it’s not a big deal. He didn’t tear his ACL or anything, just a foot bone that snapped when Rob rubbed it too hard for Rex’s latest foot fetish video. I assume.
The Buffalo Bills have been doing a sort of weird media blackout recently and news out of the camp is tough to come by. For whatever reason Rex Ryan has decided he no longer wants the spotlight and is keeping the hounds at bay. Obviously since this is Rex Ryan it might just be another publicity stunt made to appear he’s “DOING GOOD COACH WORK” and crap like that, in an attempt to get people to take him more seriously. He hired his washed up wolfman bro and had a rather disappointing year last season (on defense at least), so maybe this is just him telling the world in a Rex Ryan type way to give him attention by pretending to shun attention. Obviously when you try to “quiet” and neutralize stories that simply becomes the story instead and arguably makes it worse. Rex seems media savvy so he probably knows this.
Or…OR…his ass is on the hot seat and he’s taking drastic measures. Rex made a big impression when he was hired but I don’t think last year endeared him to Bills fans much. He ran Mario Williams out of town and tried to install his defensive system into a team that didn’t have the right talent to fit. That defense was built around Jim Schwartz and the 4-3, and Ryan came in and said “lol nope” and ruined all the good stuff because “Gotta trust the system, man”. That’s never been a sign of a good coach. Good coaches always use what they have the best they can instead of trying to fit square pegs in round holes. They adapt their system to best fit the talent, instead of trying to adapt the talent to fit the script. Rex is bad at that. If I were a Bills fan it would feel like I was heading into another mediocre year. 7-9ish, no playoffs.
>BACK TO NORMAL COMICS.
>naked rob ryan groping naked sammy watkins’s feet
>yeah that’s pretty normal around here
>i agree
>i wasn’t ready for this
Once I saw Bill O’Brien’s pooping buttchin, nothing around here shocks me anymore.
You mean this comic ———> http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/ryan-mallett-gets-cut/
Buffalo will be 8-8 again, because Rex Ryan,
Patriots will be 9-7 (at worst), because Tom Brady’s wife isn’t Tom Brady, but they’ll still win the division because Bill Belicheck (I know I spelt it wrong)
Miami will go 8-8 because Good Qb ÷ Crap running game + overpaid defensive line + overpaid secondary – shit linebackers × easy-ish schedule= forget able
Also, the Jets (without a retiring Ryan Fitzpatrick) will go 4-12 or 5-11 because, unlike in the Arena League, you can’t win with Geno Smith at qb
Also I have a song for y’all on Thursday.
Geno Smith has beaten the Dolphins twice. One time he cost Miami a playoff spot (Week 17, 2013). Your argument is invalid.
One time the Bills injured Tannehill the week before Geno played against the Dolphins and cost them a playoff spot, you mean.
One time, the Bills injured Tannehill the week prior to the season finale and cost the Dolphins a playoff spot.
I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. The Dolphins needed to beat the Jets in Week 17 and they’d be in the playoffs. Instead Geno Smith beat them. Tannehill threw three picks, so he wasn’t injured, just being his normal self. The Bills beat them the week before but they were still in contention in Week 17.
You don’t know what I’m talking about because you don’t follow the team. In Week 16, the Bills and that fucking slot corner blitz that Mike Pettine loved took Tanhehill out of action in the 4th quarter. He wasn’t healthy the following week. If you’d watched the game, you’d have seen him limping around a lot on the knee the Bills injured, especially after that scramble he had on 3rd and long.
You have absolutely no idea what I’m talking about because you don’t follow the team and you don’t watch their games. If you did, you would’ve known that the Bills injured Tannehill in the 4th quarter after the 6th sack of the day and that Tannehill was limping all game against the Jets, especially after the scramble on 3rd and long.
>easy-ish schedule
Wuuuuuuut?
Bengals, Steelers, A division they’ve gone 4-8 in the last 2 years, Seahawks, Rams, Cardinals is easy-ish?
It is easy…on rookie mode.
Why does anyone think the Rams have any chance to be remotely good? They have a talented D-line, a promising sopphomore runningback, and nothing else. Plus they’re starting a rookie quarterback and the last time one of Fisher’s teams was in the playoffs, Kurt Warner was still playing. Why do people keep getting sucked into them?
And Kurt Warner was the one beating his team
4th place schedule (chargers and titans), new england with no Brady, Browns,
Who’s the greaser guy in the middle? Is it Sexy Rexy’s evil unknown twin?
*UNsexy Rexy
Sexy Rexy isn’t Rex Ryan.
Actually I’m pretty optimistic, because Rex and Rob are playing for their jobs and if they fair they are gone. So we win either way.
As for Mario, it was the same old crap he pulled in Houston. Good riddance.
Yeah…the media thing has been a result of some really insane non-stories that got majorly spun out of proportion by the local media.
1st round pick might miss five games? DOOMED!
Watkins had broken foot surgery months ago at at worst should be back for preseason? DOOMED!
The Bills haven’t signed their #1 CB long term? DOOMED!
The Bills signed their starting LT to a long term deal? DOOOOOOOMED!
>>BACK TO NORMAL COMICS.
HOORAY!!!!!
Good to get back to regular comics, and this one was funny. Good to see the OTHER New York team get some spotlight. Even if it’s foot fetish. Whatever it takes.
I thought the Bills would be different last year. Taylor is still a good QB but he’s not a playoff QB. Rex isn’t a playoff coach. Their defense is just going to get worse next season. Bring back Kyle Orton much?
As for standings, the Patriots are winning the division. There’s just no contest. The Bills and Dolphins have no chance to make the playoffs, and the Jets will just find a way to Jets things up again next year, with Fitzpatrick or without.
What is a “playoff QB”? It isn’t like Taylor has been given a chance to play in that point of a season
i guess what i mean is someone who has the ability to get their team to the playoffs. there was a lot of hype around the bills last year but they failed to reach the postseason. and it’s not like they’re going to get there with him either.
Buffalo’s playoff drought will extend to at least 20 years. They have to get a wild card with the way the Pats have been and will be playing for the next several seasons. The cream always seems to rise to the top. At the end of December, it’s always the usual suspects like the Ravens, Steelers, Bengals, Chiefs, Colts and Texans with the wild cards.
But Rob Ryan doesn’t have a foot fetish…
Yeah, I have to agree with Hachi. Last year there were a ton of stories that went absolutely crazy in the media and became a distraction. The Bills are likely preemptively shutting down that nonsense. And even before the media policy they were under fire for their first round pick aggravating an old injury and not handing out insane money to an annually injured CB
Just like this Watkins story. Most Bills fans should know that Watkins got the injury late last season and played through it. He had the surgury to correct it. He wont miss any time. But its still indication that Rex Ryan is the worst coach ever somehow
I thought Dolphins guy would have arthritis from telling the Internet how much he hates Tannehill.
We’re still winning the division.
You’ve given me nightmares Dave. I hope you’re happy know
Now
Dear god this comic made me cringe, Good work dave.
In other interesting news, Cam Newton had a Nickelodeon show