Sammy, Kaepernick’s Tortoise
Jan09
on January 9, 2014
at 12:01 am
When I made the Divisional pictures several weeks ago, I drew Kaep with his Tortoise, Sammy. When they went viral, I kept my eyes on the comments and such around the web and I was genuinely surprised to find out that most people didn’t actually get that reference. During the media blitz last year around Kaep it came out that he had a big ol’ Tortoise named Sammy. This officially made Kaepernick the coolest QB ever but I guess the story must have slipped under most people’s radar.
Anyway he’s probably evil.
This may be the most random of comics I’ve seen XD
Nothing screams “football” than an evil, murderous tortoise.
All tortoises are evil. Period.
Kaepernick is average at best without Sammy. His tortoise is his source of eldritch power.
Sammy feeds on Kaep’s soul, in return he bestows him with lightning speed…
lol better not give that turtle no welfare ass food shelter cheese he gon put u out in yo sleep
wow the sexy rexy on Kaep’s arm was a good one
Sexy Rexy does own.
Please! Travis Jervey had a FUCKING Lion for a pet!
http://www.postandcourier.com/article/20130514/PC20/130519615
LOL “I got your favorite! Wisconsin cheese!”
Dude, it weighs 115 lbs! That’s ridic. Are there photos of this thing….
Yes, yes there are.https://www.google.com/search?q=colin+kaepernick's+turtle&client=safari&rls=en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=QVfUUqrPEuezsQTahIH4Cw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1324&bih=918
Wow
Such Tortoise
Much Sammy
So Cheese
Wow
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000822867536/3f5a00acf72df93528b6bb7cd0a4fd0c.jpeg
Josh Freeman collects poisonous snakes. Your argument is invalid.
OMG! Sammy Kaepernick has his own twitter feed!