Something has been eating away at me for a few years. Why don’t teams ever try beaning dudes with a hard line drive on onside kicks? An onside kick is a desperation play by teams who are trying to earn[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Last week I gave Pablo Torre some shit for his weird TMZ reporting about Jordon Hudson. This week, I must give him his commendation. His recent episode features himself and PFT’s Mike Florio going over a very interesting document. It’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So. This isn’t a post I was hoping to make. As of yesterday, capitalism has come for ya boi, and I (as well as over 400 others) have been laid off from our place of employment as our entire company[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
In extremely random news, Darren Waller has unretired. The Giants, who retained his rights after retirement, traded him and a 7th to Miami for a conditional 6th. This puts us into a fascinating theoretical world where the Giants could, by[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I was wondering what the level of drama would be after the draft nonsense died down and Shedeur simply went to work in Cleveland. It’s been quieter than I expected, to be honest. Especially since Shedeur hasn’t been invisible. He’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Who is the modern equivalent of Matt Hasselbeck? A decent but not spectacular above-average QB who found himself as the game manager of a well-put-together team that managed to compete for a while? My gut pointed to Kirk Cousins but[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What’s the worst day you’ve ever had on the road? When I was in high school, me and my dad got trapped on the NY thruway for 3 hours because an overpass collapsed. It was awful. Sunday was my personal[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you are under the age 35, hell, maybe even under the age of 40, it might be strange to think about the Patriots as a nothingburger franchise. But that’s what the Patriots were for a long time. Before Bill[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There was a discussion on the Discord a few weeks back about bad calls. In the discourse of bad calls, there is one argument you will always see. “One call does not decide a game”. This is true! Spiritually and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you will indulge me in my one comic per year that has nothing to do with football. Got blindsided yesterday by the news that Damian Lillard is coming back to the Portland Trail Blazers! DAME TIME IS BACK BABY![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
