I think if you go back in time and read all the offseason comics you’ll probably find one each year that is pretty much the moment the offseason cracked me For the rest of July and maybe early August there[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you’ve watched football over the last decade, you have undoubtedly heard many people, yourself likely included, yell at the TV to “put a chip in the ball”. It was probably shortly followed up with a solid “For Fucks Sake”.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There was a false report this weekend about a political call for Kamala Harris called “White Dudes for Kamala” that included Joe Burrow, Jared Goff, and Daniel Jones. The call is real, but the three QBs involvement appears to have[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Did you ever think about how stupid it is that there are 4 major college football powerhouses that are named The Tigers? That 3 of them (Mizzou, LSU, and Auburn) are in the same fucking conference? Did you know that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Steelers have the worst “best” problem in football: a quarterback controversy. We know what this means. It means you don’t have a good enough QB to lead the team (most of the time, I will name exceptions later). It[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yesterday Big Dick Nick hung low his cleats and called it a career. He penetrates this new era of his life with enthusiasm, as an Eagle. Looking back at the whole package that was his NFL story, I can safely[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
March through about mid-August is a time of optimism. The pain of the season is behind you and now things can only get better. Even moves that do impact your squad, like an important player leaving in free agency or[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Love to make 30 year old sports references. I’m hip and with it. Do any zoomers know who Tonya Harding is? She’s not even technically the one who smashed Nancy Kerrigan but nobody casually remembers the name of the guy[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is, to some degree, an attempt to jinx myself as I so often have by making a joke that is immediately outdated by a last-second news drop. I mean just two days ago I made a joke about how[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We are in the depths of preseason and don’t have much time left. Enjoy those sunny Sundays (and Saturdays, for those filthy College watchers) while we still have them. It’s not so bad to lose a Sunday in the middle[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
