JPP and Olivier Vernon Pound It Out
I wonder how much shit JPP gets from his teammates in the locker room for his hand. Is it one of those things where his teammates are largely respectful of his accident and don’t make jokes? Or is the locker room as immature as most stories seem to indicate and JPP basically has to deal with hand jokes every day. Maybe every time he goes into the locker room people start asking him for high 4’s. I hope not. I love me a good pun but hand puns have worn themselves out even for me (says the guy who makes a comic about JPP hand being blown up).
I also wonder how many things we do randomly might actually offend him now, such as the cool explosion hand thing rad people do when they fist bump (Note, rad people is code for bro white dudes in this sentence). Finger guns. High Fives. Jokes about ugly mutants. He no longer has a true middle finger. Various rude fingerbanging jokes. Jeez I just now realized how JPP invented an entire new context for Fingerbanging.
He does seem like a more mature individual since this whole thing happened. You’d hate to see this sort of thing be the catalyst that gets a person to realize they need to get their shit together, but maybe in the long run JPP sacrificed dual wielding finger guns for adulthood. He’ll be an interesting watch this year, even though whenever he misses a sack due to not being able to grab the player gets overplayed on the replays while Cris Collinsworth says something obvious like “Yeah if you look at his fingers he just can’t get a grip” you don’t have to explain it Collinsworth I just saw that.
Football is sort of back fellas, have a great week.
Are the Giants trying to highbrow it with jersey numbers in hex? Nassib really wanted #14, but got an ‘e’…?
…I was like, “It’s a 9…”
…but then I looked again, and you’re right, it’s an “e”
Did you just learn about hexidecimal today in college and now you’re acting like it’s a regular part of your everyday vocabulary?
Hex is usually A-F not a-f. We’re you thinking of ASCII where ‘a’ stands for 97.
Pffft…NEEEERRRRRD
No, I was thinking that, because Nassib is a, like, quarterback and all that, he wouldn’t have a number in the GODDAMN 90S. This ain’t the CFL here.
And by the way I learned about hex on the Videopac G7000, which you probably won’t know as the Magnavox Odyssey², back in 1982 aged 10. Plus, the calculator I had at college from 1988-91 showed that particular digit in lower case.
Back under your bridge, there’s a good little troll.
I do think this JPP and Vernon thing could work well, since they’re really 2 of what? 3 good Giants defensive players.
If he ever wants to join the WWE after his career, he could easily resurrect the 4 horsemen
Well done, gimme a high four!
Where did his gloves go in the last panel?
The gloves ran away from embarrassment
So the QB has the letter “e” instead of a number on his jersey. Is that a joke I’m missing or did Dave have a brain fart.
I dare some commentator to say “boom goes the dynamite” the next time JPP makes a big play.
I bet the rookies have to sing Firework.
BECAUSE JPP HAS LESS THAN FIVE FINGERS, YOU SEE.
Awww man. I miss the PFM quarterback chats so much. :'(
And the guy who just wrote “penis”?
Insensitive
As someone who has four fingers himself, believe me, the finger jokes do not stop at any age. I definitely believe his teammates give him shit about it.
Guessing your next comic will be on Bobby G Tres.