Did you ever think about how stupid it is that there are 4 major college football powerhouses that are named The Tigers? That 3 of them (Mizzou, LSU, and Auburn) are in the same fucking conference? Did you know that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Steelers have the worst “best” problem in football: a quarterback controversy. We know what this means. It means you don’t have a good enough QB to lead the team (most of the time, I will name exceptions later). It[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yesterday Big Dick Nick hung low his cleats and called it a career. He penetrates this new era of his life with enthusiasm, as an Eagle. Looking back at the whole package that was his NFL story, I can safely[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
March through about mid-August is a time of optimism. The pain of the season is behind you and now things can only get better. Even moves that do impact your squad, like an important player leaving in free agency or[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Love to make 30 year old sports references. I’m hip and with it. Do any zoomers know who Tonya Harding is? She’s not even technically the one who smashed Nancy Kerrigan but nobody casually remembers the name of the guy[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is, to some degree, an attempt to jinx myself as I so often have by making a joke that is immediately outdated by a last-second news drop. I mean just two days ago I made a joke about how[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We are in the depths of preseason and don’t have much time left. Enjoy those sunny Sundays (and Saturdays, for those filthy College watchers) while we still have them. It’s not so bad to lose a Sunday in the middle[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I tuned in last week to watch the Giants play the Texas in preseason and it took 1 play for me to deeply to sigh at the state of things. In no time, after it got worse, I saw the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I have a friend who has been a massive Pokemon fan since they were a kid. They have an Instagram account that was made solely for the point of posting their Pokemon card collection. I’m not super into Pokemon as[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It keeps me awake at night knowing in 2021 the 49ers made one of the biggest draft blunders in recent history, maybe up there in all of draft history, and got away with it because the very next year they[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
