The Piss Boys
I know I said I wasn’t going to make any more comics this week but sometimes inspiration hits when it decides it wants to hit. After seeing this vital report from Jason B. Hirschhorn on Twitter on Monday, I could simply not let this important piece of deep NFL lore go by unshared. The world needs to know about The Piss Boys. Why were they the piss boys? Did they constantly make piss jokes? Was it just a lot of Piss and Vinegar? WHY WERE THEY THE PISS BOYS? WE NEED THIS INFORMATION.
Considering the Northwestern hazing scandal that has recently come to light, there are a lot of unsavory reasons they may have been called The Piss Boys. But I hope the reasons are funnier than that.
Anyway drop your favorite Piss Boys tracks below. Biggest hits from Matt LaFlow and Piss Master Shanny. With a little help from my twitter followers:
-Spider 2 y Drain the Banana
-Drain the Main Vein ft. Whiz Kalifa
-Tinkle Tinkle little star
-Aiming for Glory
-You Got Dat Drip
-Steamin Hot
-Breakin the seal
-Number 1 on the streets, Number 1 in the sheets
-Urinal Caked Up
-Hittin the 3rd rail
-Drop Trou like the piss is hot
-In the ocean no one notices
-Shake Well
-Yellow bottle by the highway
-Into the wind (never again)
-Hit the (golden) showers
Okay so I know today was a lie but there will 100% not be a comic on Friday for Wife Birthday reasons
E.S.Pee.N.
Wake, Bake, and Shake
Dehydration
Sheet Stains (The Hotel Room Pt 2)
Your Momma’s Toilet
Holding Penalty
Super Bowl Steamin’
Half Time, Full Piss
The Drive By (In Her Eye)
Twenty Eight to Pee
This just reminded me of some awful speech one of my strength coaches in HS gave. By the end of it the guy was just shouting “DON’T LET ‘EM PISS IN YER FIRE!!!” over and over again while the entire team was fighting back laughter.
Oof, that’s worse than “These guys are in your house! They’re runnin’ out the back door with your mom’s TV set!”… and that was part of the halftime speech from that Disney TV movie where Tony Danza is the Eagles placekicker.
“Number 1 on the streets, Number 1 in the sheets”
This is top notch!
Agreed, definitely the winner of the Peebody award
Some cover tunes:
My Ding-a-Ling
Waterloo
Piss Factory
I Did a Shit on Your Mom
Bridge over Troubled Water
Shitlist
If you want to actually know, it’s because they were young in the NFL and so metaphorically everyone “pissed” on them, being lower on the totem pole.
Your mouth says “metaphorically,” but all I hear is “literally.”
Does this mean Putin has a tape somewhere of them enjoying golden showers?
And let’s not get started on Mark Schlereth’s nickname being ‘Stink’ – never mind that he embraced it to the point his ESPN show was called [Jorge] Sedano & Stink.
This needs to be combined with The Foletariot’s First and Pimp ASAP
The reference is from History of the World, Part One. Whenever one of the French royals needs to take a leak, he yells “piss boy!” and a young man with a bucket comes running over.
Get Ur Leak On ft. Pissy Elliott
Pisstadobalina
None Shall Pass (A Kidney Stone)
A.D.I.D.A.P
My Last Reststop
Piss You
Happy birthday to your wife.
They like to get wiggy with it.
Yellow Rain
Piss from a Rose
(Let it) Mellow Yellow
Jumpin’ Jack Flush
Piddler on the Roof