The 5 Stages of Lost Season
Oct10
on October 10, 2013
at 12:01 am
I think I got Salmonella poisoning so I’ve been super sick this week, and barely squeaked this bare bones comic out. Anyway, a fan named Rob sent me this rough idea through email, and since I was too sick to do anything more complex I decided to go with it, with a few changes. Thanks for the idea, Rob.
I should go throw up some more
Vomiting: which stage is that?
He says he’s throwing up from the salmonella, not the way his team has been playing… suspect…
Parallels the typical Browns season.
Browns fans never hit the bargaining stage. Our slogan is Waiting For Next Year. You have to be far past 5 stages of defeat. We are closer to 1 stage. The last one. I literally heard people say “Theres always next year” after week 1’s loss. Just saying’ 🙂
This describes my life as a Colts fan back in 2011
This was on a profootballmock.com qbs on facebook thing
If you hadn’t been ill, I’d have spread the love a bit and had fans of the other winless teams in there too. There’s something oddly schadenfreude about Pittsburgh going 0-5.
Every time the Steelers lose, I pull up all the preseason articles claiming they will bounce back after last season and go deep into the playoffs, put on my Ravens SB Champions hat, point at them and laugh. Seeing Roethlisberger run for his life is one of life´s true joys.
And then the Giants win the superbowl
–Bitter patriots fan
Giants for Clowney!
As a Lions fan, it gets easier after all the tears
As a browns fan, it get easier with beers
You’re welcome bro… thanks for using it!
<–Rob
What happens in stage six now that they’re up to 0-6?
Aaaaaaaaand Giants are 0-6.
Sad to hear AP’s son is dead.
I hope Robert Patterson drops the soap in jail and the prison is filled with Vikings fans.
which stage has the joke????
is it next to the sexy rexy???
Shouldn’t the draft flag be white?
You mean acceptance isn’t waving a Jets flag?
There’s a difference between knowing your season’s sunk to the point of just looking forward to the next one, and stooping so low as to root for the Jets…