I feel like Pablo Torre took it personally when a few weeks ago I threw a few stray bullets at him for his TMZ style reporting of the Jordon Hudson situation. Since then he has essentially managed to out-do every[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This comic concept brought to you by longtime friend of the comic and now Patron of the comic, James Pogatshnik! Go listen to Norse Code. James brought to my attention the long and storied history of Vikings choosing to go[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Not that I’m complaining about their suffering, but it must be deeply frustrating to be a Cowboys fan in the past decade plus. The Cowboys have not spent the last 25 years as a laughingstock bottom-feeder. They’ve occasionally had disaster[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Training camp is an annoying time of year. It’s when a lot of valuable information is revealed, but you don’t really know what information was right until it becomes hindsight. It’s another case of smoke and mirrors, of unseparated wheat[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I dunno what is going on in Vegas. The Raiders recently released the defensive tackle Christian Wilkins. This was what we in the business call “a surprise”. 2 years ago Wilkins was one of the most highly sout after free[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What’s the weirdest trade in sports history? Is it the famous stupid trades like Herschel Walker or Ricky Williams? Is it the recent debacle that was Luka to the Lakers? Maybe you want to pull up a dark horse candidate[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The year is 2025. I am nearing ever closer to my 40s. I have limited things I can do in a day, but a seemingly unlimited amount of things to do. The simple pleasures and time spent not suffering grow thinner[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
For a long time I’ve always wondered what would happen if an NFL team decided to go all-in on a single draft position as an experiment. As in the team is mostly okay, but has a major position of weakness,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Great running back units get nicknames. Last year the combo of Jahmyr Gibbs and David Montgomery nicknamed themselves Sonic and Knuckles. It resulted in my favorite subtle running gag all year: announcers clearly not knowing who Knuckles is. Sometimes it’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve been thinking about adding a new section to the Chaometer report this season, the Vibe Check. The intention would be to see how good a team’s vibe is at the moment. Are they winning? Do they seem fun? Do[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
